STYLETHREAD -- LET'S TALK SHOP!

I was browsing the answer b!tch column on eonline (she does Q&A about Hollywood/celebrity stuff) and almost spat out my lunch laughing at this one:

"What are your favorite shops? How much time do you like to spend shopping?
Kandie, London

However long it takes to glide into Fred Segal, dodge Britney and her flailing butterball of a baby, avoid eye contact with Lohan (when that left eye starts twitching, it is time to leave), snarl back at that ropy little harlot selling "Porn Star" necklaces for $600, pick up a $200 T-shirt with a kitten on it and make my way out the door."

(The only thing that doesn't make sense is that Britney sure as hell has not been shopping at Fred Segal lately...)