1. Cute shoe, the bow is a little much and the croc looks plastic but cute, oh wait, where does that chain go? How does that get wrapped around your leg? Wait, I'm confused, would that chain even stay up wrapped around your ankle? Wouldn't it leave marks? Huh?
2. Wow, that boot would look great with some acid washed jeans and a red "silk" shirt from KMart. Oh, wait, that's a purse. Huh?
3. I guess that makes the first shoe a purse as well. Huh? That makes more sense than a chain ankle strap.
4. Wow, those are ugly purses. But I stand by my second thought, the PURSE would still look great with acid washed jeans.
Forgive me...with not working and it being eleventy billion degrees outside I've been cooped up inside so my reaction times are a little off.
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1. Cute shoe, the bow is a little much and the croc looks plastic but cute, oh wait, where does that chain go? How does that get wrapped around your leg? Wait, I'm confused, would that chain even stay up wrapped around your ankle? Wouldn't it leave marks? Huh?
3. I guess that makes the first shoe a purse as well. Huh? That makes more sense than a chain ankle strap.
4. Wow, those are ugly purses.
Forgive me...with not working and it being eleventy billion degrees outside I've been cooped up inside so my reaction times are a little off.
This was my thought process exactly. However, I have nothing on which to blame my slow reaction time, so I'll just go take a nap now.
Maybe the chain is supposed to drag behind you as you walk! As for the shoe purse, perhaps it comes in different sizes so one day you can carry your stuff in it and the next you can sport it on your foot!
cahabo wrote: Maybe the chain is supposed to drag behind you as you walk! As for the shoe purse, perhaps it comes in different sizes so one day you can carry your stuff in it and the next you can sport it on your foot!
They remind of of those awful bustier bags that were running rampant 3 seasons ago. I saw a woman carrying one the other day and I almost passed out. Yikes those things are WRONG!!!
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