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Dizzy


Marc Jacobs

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I'm bitter. Thank you for humoring me...

Hey Jerk, I Dumped You Because You Said:

"I'm not sure I'll be able to see much of you after the next three weeks."

"I can't do anything serious because I might move... in 2008 or so."

"You can bake? Do you make pie? I guess I won't make the obvious joke about getting 'pie' on the second date..."

"I never call you because I really only want to hook up."

"Insisting on monogamy just shows you are needy and insecure."

"Well, I hope we run into eachother again."

"That girl I bought a drink for? No, I don't know her. We just met."

"I love arguing about politics. And I made up everything I said just now."

And an honorable mention for the never-made-it-off-the-launch-pad voicemail messages:

"Remember me? I met you in December (left on my phone last week...)"

"I can't take calls on my cell phone so I'm going to call you from a payphone again and now you'll know it's me."


grrrrrr......

-- Edited by Dizzy at 15:44, 2006-04-10

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Hermes

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Hilarious!  Maybe your next food article should be on pie making 101

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Chanel

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My personal favorite (and most humiliating) is:


"I like you and all. I just don't like you enough." Ouch. Same to you, buddy.


 



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Mandy


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wow.  i like this one. 


"Insisting on monogamy just shows you are needy and insecure."


that sounds like something copied from a sitcom.



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Maat


Kenneth Cole

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Those are great! I think I've heard some version of all of them. How about these?


"I just broke up with my girlfriend because I don't want a commitment."


"My girlfriend of 5 years and I broke up last month, but we are still best friends."



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Hermes

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Dizzy wrote:

"I never call you because I really only want to hook up."




Wow. At least he was honest. I used to think I needed to write a book called "back to single". Now I think YOU should write a book.

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