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I signed up for a free quattro razer and on the thank you page it says click here to enjoy some of the other fun....Well heres some Quattro Lingo for ya

BathTub Tinsel, noun
The ring or itty-bitty hairs and soap film left in the tub after a serious shave.


Chastity Pelt,noun
What you have on your legs when you intentionally go without shaving before a date as a way of making yourself behave.
“I don’t care how hot he is. I’ve got my chastity pelt on, so I’m not getting into trouble.”


Furcast, noun
A daily prediction of weather conditions that helps you decide how to shave that morning.
“The furcast for today is hot and sunny. Better make sure to do a really good job on my bikini line.”


Girlilla Warfare, noun
Temporarily suspending shaving as a way of punishing your mate for something. Could backfire if you end up uncovering a newfound fetish."
“Jim not only left the toilet seat up five nights in a row—he forgot our anniversary, too. This calls for some serious girlilla warfare.



Kneed to Know Shave, noun
The time-saving practice of shaving below the knee only. It’s especially handy during capri season.



Penguin-Style, adverb
To keep your arms down and close to your body because it’s summer, you’re sleeveless and you forgot to shave your pits.



Poky Little Puppy, noun
A tiny, prickly spot on an otherwise perfectly shaved leg that you can’t stop petting for the rest of the day. Usually on a “how could I have missed it?” location like the knee.
“During that boring meeting, I kept petting the poky little puppy on my knee under the conference table.”



Tame the Cave Lady, verbverb
To shave out-of-the-way places such as the toes—where women aren’t shown by movies or magazines to have hair, yet almost all do.
"Because I’ve got dark hair, I make taming the cave lady part of my shaving routine when open-toe season comes around.”


They where just to funny not to share. Well I'm off to check the Furcast.....Bwahahah


Oh and if you interested in your own free razer http://www.quattroforwomen.com/go_free.cfm



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laken1


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That is so funny! I hate to admit I'm so guilty of this!
Kneed to Know Shave, noun
The time-saving practice of shaving below the knee only. It’s especially handy during capri season.


ETA: thanks for the link!

-- Edited by laken1 at 08:55, 2006-03-21

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Those are hilarious!  I've definitely done more than one of those .

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lol I did the name generator. One of them was "stubble ninja" lol. Did you get the free razor just by signing up for "the owner's club" ?  I filled out the thing for that thinking I might get a coupon and it gave me a message saying my free razor was on it's way. I love my venus but I have heard several people recommend the quattro.

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Those are hilarious. Thanks for sharing.

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