I spent a good half hour washing my car not 4 hours ago and already some jackass bird has taken the liberty of sh!tting on it! WTH? If it wasn't my car, this would be pretty damn funny. And my family wonders why I don't wash my car....
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That's the strangest thing, but birds DO seem to know when you have a clean car, and take the liberty of pooping on it. Damn them. I'm like you, theotherjess, Joe's the one who washes my car.....LOL
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