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Metric · Gucci

omg Sharon

bumblebee · Coach

that actually looks like an older photo of her--i doon't think she has those wrinkles around her eyes anymore. and i can't believe that i just made that comment like it made sense in the general context of the universe.

yikes--courtesy of the fug girls, i see that was taken yesterday. sheesh! what is up with that hair and makeup? it's hideous!

-- Edited by bumblebee at 21:36, 2006-03-06

Cricket · Gucci

She's just crazy.

Oscar Fug Parties: Lindsay Lohan and Sharon Stone

FADE IN:

SHARON STONE: And lemme tell you ANOTHER THING, Leslie!

LINDSAY LOHAN: Lindsay.

SHARON STONE: That's what I SAID. Lemme tell you ANOTHER THING, LESLIE. What you NEED to DO is land a role where you show the world YOUR COOTER. But you show it in a REAL CLASSY WHITE OUTFIT. REAL classy. So there's like a....DISPARITY betweeen the COOTER and your OUTFIT. WHAT'S WRONG?

LINDSAY LOHAN: You're...just saying the word "cooter" really loud.

SHARON STONE: SORRY. Okay, SO THEN you spend the next five years dressing REALLY GOOD. Like, CLASSY and GLAMOUROUS. People are like, "sure, we all saw her cooter, but MAN, can she WORK A TURTLENECK." HEY, is that the guy with the CHICKEN SATAY?

LINDSAY LOHAN: I...don't know. Um, it's been great talking to --

SHARON STONE: SO THEN people think you're an okay actress and BEAUTIFUL and then SCORCESE puts you in a MOVIE and you get a GOLDEN GLOBE and then YOU MARRY A GUY and take a lot of TIME OFF and then your HUSBAND gets his FOOT EATEN OFF by a DRAGON at the ZOO and then you have a BRAIN SOMETHING and then more stuff happens and THEN you realize NO ONE IS HIRING YOU ANYMORE and so THEN you decide to -- WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

LINDSAY LOHAN: You're just...it's...um. I'm...nothing. I really should go say hello to Meryl --

SHARON STONE: FUCK MERYL STREEP I'M TELLING YOU THINGS. So THEN you decide to make a REALLY PORNY SEQUEL to the movie where you show your cooter LIKE I MEAN REALLY PORNY and THEN you show up at the OSCARS in a dress that shows your NIPPLES and HAS UGLY PURPLE APPLIQUES OF BUTTERFLIES and you do your make-up using the FREE SAMPLES AT RITE AID with your eyes CLOSED. And then --

LINDSAY LOHAN: Oh god.

SHARON STONE: THEN you do your HAIR in a WIND TUNNEL! And then everyone WONDERS what the hell happened to you. ISN'T THAT A GREAT PLAN FOR YOUR CAREER?

LINDSAY LOHAN: [polite laughter] I really need to go now. But it's been great talking to you.

SHARON STONE: I used to be YOUNG LIKE YOU. CALL ME!

Posted by Jessica at 05:18 PM in Lindsay Lohan, Oscars

Deuce · Dooney & Bourke

Yup, she has officially hit the wall!

laken1 · Hermes

I'd really like to defend her because according to her profile she is 48 - nearly 50 years old people! So now we can't have wrinkles at 50 - not to mention that I personally think people lie about their age so she's quite possibly older....

That being said, it's hard to defend her in that dress.....with that makeup......and that hair........

manhattanmonkey · Kenneth Cole

........and those earrings.

Yuk.

subwolley · Kate Spade

^^^ Hahahaha!! Cricket, that was hylarious! She said "cooter." hehehehe.