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Hermes

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Okay, so someone in my office keeps farting and it. is. so. bad.  Like my eyes are watering.  I had to get up and go out to the hall to get some fresh air it is so bad.  Our office is a relatively small space and we're only separated by 4' tall cubicle dividers so I don't have a door to close or any way of getting away from it.  What do I do?!?!?!


Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!  *cough cough* 



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Chanel

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oh my, thats SO freakin gross! that very ghetto of that person!


yuck!



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Wow that's gross. I'm rude though so I'd be walking around sniffing people cubicles to see who it was. Shame them into behaving themselves. Seriously how hard is it so squeeze your butt cheeks together and waddle over to the bathroom to let go.

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okay, i almost died when i read this...  so funny. 


just scream "okay, who the hell had beans for lunch!?!?"



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Collette wrote:

 Seriously how hard is it so squeeze your butt cheeks together and waddle over to the bathroom to let go.
I seriously just laughed out loud

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Ha!!! This is very funny. I only hope I don't laugh so hard I accidentally... well, you know.

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Okay, so I'm pretty sure I know who the culprit is because this happens pretty much...well...daily...after this person eats lunch.  I mean seriously?!?!?!  Gross.  If your lunch is causing you to have that much gas, then maybe it's time to change your diet.


It was so bad that a few minutes ago when the culprit asked me to go to his/her desk to look at something on the internet, I just told him/her to send me the link via e-mail and I'd look at it here. 



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- this post just got funnier & funnier the more I read it!

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Seriously, maybe you should wrap up some Beano and tie a big bow around it and put it in his chair so he'll find it bright and early Monday morning.

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That's so tacky!

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