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Paris Hilton's publicists are trying to silence a Hawaiian taxi-driver who claims that Hilton urinated in his cab. Harden Jamison says that Paris was too drunk to notice she'd wet herself when he picked her and boyfriend Stavros Niarchos up after a party on Maui.

The cabbie claims he mopped up the mess with a towel and plans to use Hilton's own DNA as evidence against her. Jamison has gone public with his story after getting threatened by Hilton's heavies, who offered him $200 for the towel. He says: "They were all drunk and abusive. I kicked them out and flagged down a cop." A Hilton spokesman denies the incident.

Why is it when the words "drunk" and "urine" appear together in a story, you immediately think of the word "Paris"? I'm not sure if this story is 100% true, but it sounds true. Hell, anything short of Paris having sex with the Pope in a tub full of kosher mustard sounds true. But how'd you like to be the next person to hitch a ride in that cab? If STDs could talk, the back of that cab would be like a Tourette's convention.

Fergie's reps are claiming she didn't pee herself in San Diego at Street Scene over the weekend, and that the huge wet spot in the middle of her crotch was just sweat, but either way I'm going with disgusting. Obviously sweat is a million times more acceptable than urine, but what kind of monster woman sweats to the point where it could be mistaken for pee? The only people I know that sweat that much are male professional athletes and fat people. So which one is it, Fergie? Are you a male professional athlete or fat?