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okay, i just have to post this because it sounded funny...  i did it with darth vader & eva, now i give you this....

Bangers 'n' Mush!
Yet more glittery Golden Globes gab fer ya (quite frankly, it's getting tarnished at this friggin' point, whatever), but first let's talk about a gal whose shimmering patina might be wearing off. At least, to moi.

Oh hell, let's be honest here. I never really bought the paparazzi-and-press frenzy that was the Sienna Miller show. Particularly when she said she was considering retiring from the public eye, due to the stress involved, back when she had half a credit to her nonexistent bum.

So, let's get to the point. Evil-sista girls to the British babe report to me that Ms. M. has, once again, sent her main sausage, Jude Law, packing. Could it be true? Who cares?!

All right, well it is kinda funny. Remember how Sienna met Jude? Filming Alfie, one of Mr. Law's more unfortunate celluloid occurrences. Then came Nannygate, then went Sienna and Jude (who were engaged at the time). Then came the press tour of Sienna's Casanova, and--poof!--Sienna and Jude are back together, just in time for a flurry of box-office-building press.

(Not sure it worked.)

Fast-forward to Miller's current pic, Factory Girl. Pretty bitchin' story of Andy Warhol's quasi-muse, heiress Edie Sedgwick, who died of a drug overdose in 1971. Kate Holmes originally had the lead in that film, but fiancé Tom Cruise had Paris and vitamins and home sonogram machines in mind instead.

Anyway, there's this very good-looking guy named Hayden Christensen, who's starring in Factory. And I mention him--and not Factory costar Jimmy Fallon, for ince--because those pro sisses of Sienna-love insist Miller's performing with handsome Hayden even harder once the cameras stop rolling.

"She dumped Jude the second Hayden came around," sniffed these Miller confidantes. "Gave him his walking papers! It was so cold."

Now, despite that stupid-ass mistake Jude made with the babysitter and all that hot billiard table ac-shun they got into, I actually think Law's the nicer of the two in this starry pair. So, I had to ask my informants: "Why did Sienna leave Jude--was it revenge?"

"No," snapped Source Sienna. "It's all about opportunity. She's just moving on to who's going to give her more publicity. Jude can't do that anymore." Oh, mercy, how friggin' frigid is that? Nasty!

Jude 'n' Sienna? Any truth to this frosty chitter-chatter?

That void you just heard is the same I've gotten from their reps.

But wait! An overseas press bulletin from Sienna's reppers just arrived! Said statement denies any diddlings between Hayden 'n' Sienna and claims the youngin's are "simply making a film together."

But Law's jaded buds weren't so mum: The renewed relationship between Jude and Sienna, say some, has been dying a "slow death," ever since the two blondies decided to give it another go. Camp Inside Jude tells me they, too, have been hearing about Sienna and Hayden, so, I imagine, somebody's had the idiotic sense to tell Jude, at this point. No word on his response, as yet. (Relief, perhaps?)

This leaves us with a most interesting conundrum: Hayden, who's 24 just like Sienna, has never really been known as the lady-killer type. If anything, Sienna has earned more of the romancer role than Hayden. But maybe Sienna awakened something in the Star Wars boy he never knew burned down deep before?

Let's def stay tuned on this one. After all, Factory filmed in Shreveport, Louisiana--and I can't imagine what one does in that town besides, screw, work, imbibe, burp and help your nabes down in N'Awlins, right?