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Hermes

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I feel so lucky that my husband only needs classes 8, 9, & 14!


 


WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT


THELEARNINGCENTERFOR ADULTS


REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY FRIDAY, JAN. 13,2006



NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL


OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.



 


Class 1


How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.


Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.



Class 2


The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?


Round Table Discussion.


Meets 2 w eeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.



Class 3


Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and


Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.


Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.



 


Class 4


Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---


Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.


Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.


Class 5


After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?


Examples on Video.


Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning


at 7:00 PM



Class 6


Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.


Help Line Support and Support Groups.


Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM



Class 7


Learning How To Find Things --- Starting ! With Looking In The Right Places


And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.


Open Forum .


Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.



Class 8


Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.


Graphics and Audio Tapes.


Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 9


Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.


Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.



Class 10


Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?


Driving Simulations.


4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.



Class 11


Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.


Online Classes and role-playing.


Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined



Class 12


How to be the Ideal Sho! pping Companion


Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Tec hniques.


Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.



Class 13


How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering , Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.


Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.


Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



 


Class 14


The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.


Live Demonstration.


Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.



Upon completion of any of the above courses,


diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

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Ooooh, I hope I'm not too late to reserve space in 4, 7, and 12!




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Hermes

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GULP, i hope these aren't too expensive - we need lots of them!

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Chanel

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we only need 6 and thats just during Football games!

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Gucci

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We might need a student loan! Signing him up for classes 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 11, 12, 13, 14.



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Kate Spade

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  We need to reserve a spot in #8 and 12.  I need to sign myself up for #4!



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Coach

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Whoa, Detroit my husband needs 8, 9, and 14 too. Maybe they could carpool?

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Hermes

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Oyyyy...I must call financial aid!!!!!


I need to sign BF for 8, 12, and 14


Well, see, he's good at shopping for high end jeans. And that's about it.



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Hermes

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I'll be signing DH up for the beginning level of 4.  I think refresher courses should suffice for 7,8,9. 

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I emailed this to my boy and he said he will be teaching 5, 9, and 12.  I would like to sign him up for #8 though.



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Kate Spade

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I've just signed Hubby up for Class # 10. Sheesh, evidently he's not the only one out there?

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Chanel

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okay putting my hubby down for # 4,5,

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my hubby needs #10---which i admit I sometimes use to my advantage so i don't have to drive but the constant driving lesson annoys me.


Class 10


Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?



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Kate Spade

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oh wow, he only needs #5, 7 and 14.

unfortunately he is unable to sit still and pay attention in a classroom for 2 hours, so i guess it won't do us (ME) any good.

darn. it seems like such a good school too.

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