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rosie_the_riveter


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*If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it?


*Why does the label on children’s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it's for CHILDREN!



*What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?


*Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?


*If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want?


*If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?


*Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?


*Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?


*If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?


*Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?


*Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?


*If you died on the International Dateline, and half of you were on 1 side and the other half on the other side, what day would you die?


*How come, in the Mini Wheat’s commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat’s has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place?


*Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?


*If the energizer bunny attacks someone, is he charged with battery?


*Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?


*If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?


*Why is a woman in a suit a "business person” but a man in a dress is a "transvestite"?










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atlgirl


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LOL these are my favorites:

- Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

- Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?

- If the energizer bunny attacks someone, is he charged with battery?

This one, however, is a little off, I think:

- If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it?

My understanding is that the original statement (from the Bible, I think - I am not religious) is that LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Not money itself...

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laken1


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so funny - thanks, i needed that today!

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shopgirl82


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those do make you go hmmm.  crap now i have that song in my head!!



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shopgirl82

those do make you go hmmm.  crap now i have that song in my head!!


 


ditto , same here



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*Why does the label on children’s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it's for CHILDREN!


Because people like me take Children's medicine!



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My freind (a male) used to always refer to a psycho therapist as "psycho-the-rapist" 

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