mikacat wrote: I wanted to leave a fish or potato in my bosses office when I cleaned my office out three weeks ago but refrained. (kind of regretting that now)
when i went through a rough situation with a non-breakup (he said we weren't "dating") my old roomate used to suggest mailing him a dead fish, and any time i refer to him now, i call him dead fish.
ok so confessions: -i like harlequinn romance novels (!!!) -my house probably belongs on that "how clean is your house" show -ive been bad and having an occasional iced coffee drink (though not in my first trimester) and shhh, but i had a dollop of feta the other day -i still have, and listen to the new kids on the block christmas tape (some of the christmas songs aren't bad!)
mikacat wrote: I wanted to leave a fish or potato in my bosses office when I cleaned my office out three weeks ago but refrained. (kind of regretting that now) when i went through a rough situation with a non-breakup (he said we weren't "dating") my old roomate used to suggest mailing him a dead fish, and any time i refer to him now, i call him dead fish. ok so confessions: -i like harlequinn romance novels (!!!) -my house probably belongs on that "how clean is your house" show -ive been bad and having an occasional iced coffee drink (though not in my first trimester) and shhh, but i had a dollop of feta the other day -i still have, and listen to the new kids on the block christmas tape (some of the christmas songs aren't bad!)
Oh if only you knew all the "you're not supposed to eat that" foods I've had during my pregnancy...
I love that my husband is the youngest guy at his office because when we go to these formal charity events I know the other wives envy me for being young and somewhat attractive. (OK I know that sounds concieted, I'm not really). I feel like it makes up for the fact that I envy the money they have. These womens are at leat 10 years older than me.
i feel this way sometimes too. my bf has a good position at his office, but because of his age there are many more good positions to be had. and sometimes when we go to those events, and i feel SUPER SELF CONSCIOUS about being the youngest (just out of college when these women have kids and live in highland park ) so i just try to HOPE that they are jealous of my youth!
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I used to have awful credit. It's improving slowing but in my college days I was very irresponsible (financially and otherwise).
I just drank a cherry pepsi. Not the most awful thing in the world but I'm pregnant and I should be eating better. I also had a piece of coffee cake and went to Long John Silver's for lunch
Sometimes when people call my cell I don't answer the phone and later tell them that my phone was dead or that I missed the call. I don't do it to be mean, I just really hate talking on the phone.
I am super competitive and some of my friends won't even play games with me because I can get crazy. I'm not a gloater, but if I loose I tend to take it kind of personally. I hate this about myself!
I get very nervous when other people ride in the car with me. Usually I'm so uptight that I do something stupid and then I get incredibly flustered. I am fine when no one else is with me. I think this is because when I first got my license (I didn't start driving until I was 21 and living in Japan) I was a horrible driver and all my friends would make fun of me and no one wanted me to drive. I'm a good driver now but their teasing impacted me so much that I still freak out. Because of this, most of my friends still think I'm a bad driver.
Speaking of being a bad driver, a couple of weeks ago I nearly ran over a parking attendent. I backed into him. I did hit him actually, but just barely. Of course a friend was in the car with me. I freaked out because I thought for sure he was going to ask for my insurance and sue me or something, but he was very cool about it, thankfully.
erin wrote: when i went through a rough situation with a non-breakup (he said we weren't "dating") my old roomate used to suggest mailing him a dead fish, and any time i refer to him now, i call him dead fish.
Okay, total thread highjack, but when I broke up with my high school/college boyfriend he went a little psycho on me and mailed me an envelope full of dead flys.
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I made my brother a b day cake last year. after I frosted it I left it too close to the edge of the counter and my dog licked the frosting off of that side. I immediately refrosted and put the blue candles on that side so I would know not to have a piece from that side.
All these all hilarious
Deuce, OMG! I laughed so loud in my cube & everyone around me thinks I'm crazy
Speaking of being a bad driver, a couple of weeks ago I nearly ran over a parking attendent. I backed into him. I did hit him actually, but just barely. Of course a friend was in the car with me. I freaked out because I thought for sure he was going to ask for my insurance and sue me or something, but he was very cool about it, thankfully.
I did this a few weeks ago too . It was dark and I was turning right at a stop sign and someone just walked right in front of my car. I only tapped him but I felt really bad.
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I haven't vaccuumed the place in over a month and its dusty.
After passing the first part of the CPA exam I have lost the motivation to study for the rest of it because I already passed the hardest part. So I lie about studying and instead pretend to clean or go shopping.
I enjoy living alone and 4 hours away from my family so I lie about being busy on the weekends so they won't come visit. I also lie so I don't have to go home. Its too depressing there now.
I haven't responded to the ex's emails or phone calls even though I promised before we broke up we'd stay friends. I also said it was a temp thing. I didn't mean any of it and I'm afraid of getting sucked in again.
I haven't called my friend back who is moving here from New Orleans since I ditched him to go to dallas for the weekend last month. I think I will though next week. He's just really depressing and I don't care to be brought down right now.
I hate the in-charge at the client I'm on as a boss. She's cool as a person but makes me feel like I'm stupid. Every time she lectures me about Financial Accounting I want to point out that I passed the Financial section of the CPA and she still hasn't but I keep my mouth shut.
I play on instant messanger and on here as much as I can even though the boss in 7 tells me not to. I sneak anyways when she isn't looking and bitch about her to my friends.
I help everyone else with Weight Watchers yet I can't manage to get back on it as I round out.
I am secretly mad at the boy I'm seeing because he has to work till 10:30 or 11 everyday and he had to work last weekend. I know its not his fault because he is a pee-on but I'm still pissed. But I tell him I'm ok and not upset.
I'm too lazy to cook so I've been living off of soy bugers, soy chicken, and lean pockets for the last 3 weeks.