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kenzie · Chanel

RE: Katie Holmes is pregnant!

Karina · Chanel

holy shit!

Collette · Chanel

Man now she's stuck with him. Sad.

FashionFreak · Kenneth Cole

This is really weird, but what if they are happy and planned for this kid? Still is strange though.

bumblebee · Coach

wow, i was not expecting this! i thought he couldn't have children, though, and that was why he and nic adopted? the tomkat faux-mance just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

theotherjess · Chanel

I guess that tricky little bastard thought if he knocked Katie up she would stay with him AND the gay rumors would die down. Way to knock two birds out with one stone Dr. Tom!

boop · Nine West

He probably impregnated her with L. Ron Hubbard's sperm.

bumblebee · Coach

That poor kid is probably going to end up named L.Ron Xenos or something.

halleybird · Hermes

must have been a bathtub accident.

ayo · Coach

ahhh hahaaha

absolutely friggin HILARIOUS.

asf wrote:

i hope she doesn't suffer from post-partum (sp?) depression. or that they're at least stocking up on vitamins in case she does. ick.

but seriously..I'm mad I even care, but do those two REALLY need to bring another person into the world. They are both crazy..

Metric · Gucci

Wouldn't it be funny if Tom was like "of course the baby is mine!" and when it was born it was obviously half Asian or African American or something?

I think I've been watching too much "My name is Earl"

kealoha · Kate Spade

honey · Gucci

for some reason i feel really strongly about this. if all the rumors are true and this is an arrangement, then i think it's a really, really, really sh**ty thing to do. bringing a child into the world as part of a business transaction -- that disgusts me. so in a way, i'm actually hoping that they really do care about each other so i won't think poorly of them.

bumblebee -- iirc nicole had a miscarriage b/f they adopted

sephorablue · Marc Jacobs

maybe she will have a mysterious "miscarriage" before she would normally start to show?

rosie_the_riveter · Gucci

I thought she was supposed to be a virgin. Must be an immaculate conception (for her sake I hope it was)

erin · Chanel

my first thought when i saw this was artificial insemination.

blink · Coach

I guess I am the only one here who actually likes Tom and Katie. I say it's totally cool that she is pregnant and good for them. I know she will be a cute pregnant girl too. I don't believe those contract rumors at all, that's just ridiculous. I do hope they don't give their child some crazy name.

NCshopper · Hermes

Part of me keeps thinking that Katie is not actually pregnant. I still haven't seen an article that says that SHE is pregnant--everything says that they are "expecting" so part of me thinks that maybe they're "expecting" to adopt or something.

But regardless, this is too weird and the last thing those two need to do is become parents. Ick. Maybe they'll have a girl and it can marry Brit and Kev's cheeto-munching/Red Bull-drinking boy and outdo both sets of parents for being the weirdest couple ever.

carmenb513 · Coach

Boy she's dummer than she looks.

doveanunu · Dooney & Bourke

Scientologists also believe that the woman must be totally silent during the birth. Furthermore, no one speaks to the baby for 7 DAYS after birth! The reasoning behind this is that it will "scare" the baby. UM, hello! Hearing a mother's voice is SOOTHING for the baby!