I hate trying on jeans. I mean I really really hate it. I'd rather try on bathing suits than jeans, and i don't enjoy that either, but that's how bad i hate trying to find jeans that fit. Well, i found a pair at Target Wednesday that fit, but I had to size up & my ego wouldn't allow me to buy them. I've been thinking about them ever since & went back today to get them. When i got to the register the lady called over a manager & snatched them out of my pile. They were RECALLED!!!! They wouldn't sell them to me. I'm serious, i left in tears. I had tried on like 10 pair of jeans today & those were the only ones that worked. I'm so pissed. What do they do, burst into flames????
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That is the weirdest thing that I have ever heard. Recalling jeans? Seriously what happens if you wear them? Does your skin fall off or your butt go up in flames?
Peculiar...
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Farrah wrote: That is the weirdest thing that I have ever heard. Recalling jeans? Seriously what happens if you wear them? Does your skin fall off or your butt go up in flames? Peculiar...
Well, partly my thunder thighs, partly that i have issue with crotch bunching! Sorry, i don't know what else to call it. But it seems like if i can get them to fit my bootie, which is rather, uh, endowed - then they bunch up in the crotch. I just hate that. So if i'm standing there I have a "wrinkle" there & it looks like, well, a man crotch. So that's why!
The only thing i can figure is that they were falling apart after washing so they pulled them all, but I wouldn't have cared, for real! I need them for a concert tomorrow night - for $30 I would have been ok just having disposable jeans!!!!!!!
BTW, Farrah, that is EXACTLY what I said - "what do they do, burst into flames?" They must have thought I was a nut too because I kept saying "Lady, I'm leaving her with those jeans, I don't think you understand, I'm leaving here with those jeans"! But alas, I didn't.
-- Edited by laken1 at 17:02, 2005-09-16
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Well, partly my thunder thighs, partly that i have issue with crotch bunching! Sorry, i don't know what else to call it. But it seems like if i can get them to fit my bootie, which is rather, uh, endowed - then they bunch up in the crotch. I just hate that. So if i'm standing there I have a "wrinkle" there & it looks like, well, a man crotch. So that's why! The only thing i can figure is that they were falling apart after washing so they pulled them all, but I wouldn't have cared, for real! I need them for a concert tomorrow night - for $30 I would have been ok just having disposable jeans!!!!!!! BTW, Farrah, that is EXACTLY what I said - "what do they do, burst into flames?" They must have thought I was a nut too because I kept saying "Lady, I'm leaving her with those jeans, I don't think you understand, I'm leaving here with those jeans"! But alas, I didn't.
I would have died laughing if I would have heard you say that in person. I laughed out loud in the face of a coworker because she was yapping away in my office and I was secretly reading this post. Damn you! She left in a huff.
I have the same issue with jeans. They're such a pain in the ass to find pairs that fit really well. And then they gap in the back at the waist because somehow girls with curvy figures (as I so delicately put it) also have huge ass stomachs and need some extra room there. And do I need extra room in my crotch? If I do, I can assure you I'm not shopping in the women's section. Just a thought.
Have you tried Old Navy? If you need something for tomorrow, they have about 7,000 different pairs all the time and you might have better luck finding something with all those choices.
blubirde wrote: Have you tried Old Navy? If you need something for tomorrow, they have about 7,000 different pairs all the time and you might have better luck finding something with all those choices. Good luck!
Well, while i was in the Macy's dressing room stressing my head off, I remember the whole pink camo pants / pearl thing, so even though i'm going to be with 4 guys who totally won't get it, I'm going to try it out. Thanks though.
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