STYLETHREAD -- LET'S TALK SHOP!

Man, they are just so funny...

Look, I get that Lindsay Lohan likes aping the style of other fashionable celebs, but this is really just beyond.

Behold La Lohan:

Behold her inspiration:

Is that not alarming? Same ratty men's underpants. Same bird-embossed long sleeve tee. Same tousled bedhead. What does these mean for our little Lindsay, my friends? Do we get to look forward to a long, whiskey-fueled run on the World Poker Tour for our girl? Will she start stumbling around looking like a truck driver for several weeks, before finally hooking up with the dimple-encrusted star of an action-packed TV series? Will they then get married on an island with only, say, Dennis Quaid there to perform the ceremony? Will she  then -- actually, hold the phone. This doesn't sound too terribly bad. In fact, perhaps Miss Lohan is NOT actually just running around town dressed like B Fleck, circa Downward Spiral. Perhaps this is, in fact,  her first step toward pulling her shit together.

And all it takes is an ill-fitting pair of men's underwear. Salvation, folks. Apparently, it's available at Sears.