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kenzie


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This was forwarded to me and it gave me a chuckle, probably b/c it's a familar scenario.  Anyone else relate to this?


How To Shower Like a Woman:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with real passion fruit. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower.

Squeegee all wet surfaces in shower.

Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower and stand on bathmat.

Dry with towel the size of a small country.

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.


How To Shower Like a Man:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.

Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower. Avoid bathmat.

Dry off forearms and butt only.

Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

Admire wiener size in mirror again. Shake it to watch water fly off.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed.



-- Edited by NylaBelle at 12:24, 2005-08-25

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The woman one is a bit over the top, but there's definately truth to it! Now the man one on the other hand is exactly true. The weiner part especially true. nuff said.

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kenzie


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nunzi182 wrote:

The woman one is a bit over the top, but there's definately truth to it! Now the man one on the other hand is exactly true. The weiner part especially true. nuff said.
I agree. The true part is the man part, especially the wiener wagging.

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NylaBelle wrote:




If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror....


Make a Shampoo Mohawk...


If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again...

hahahahahaha!!!! These parts made me crack up. 'woo-woo' sound... so good.

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  the guys' part is sooooooo true

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The weiner wagging is 100% right on!  Too funny!

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that is funny--thanks for the laugh cause i needed one

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My bf totally does the shampoo mohawk!!  We call it his shark fin though:)!

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i was CRYING as i read the man bit b/c it was SO true!!!! 

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oh my gosh i was falling out of chair reading it- the womens part is true for some part- and the mans  right on the button- my hubby does the shaking of the private part when passing me- lol   shh he would die if he knew i said that- iam going to send it to my mom and mother law- they will love it

-- Edited by kaykay at 11:14, 2005-08-29

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