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ILoveChoo


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Woman's Prayer



Before I lay me down to sleep,





I pray for a man, who's not a creep,



One who's handsome, smart and strong.



One who loves to listen long,



One who thinks before he speaks,



One who'll call, not wait for weeks.



I pray he's gainfully employed,



When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.



Pulls out my chair and opens my door,



Massages my back and begs to do more.



Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,



Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"



I pray that this man will love me to no end,



And always be my very best friend.





Amen.



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loves it!!  it's going on myspace, k?



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And what god are we praying to with this one? The god of lost causes? Of never gonna happen?


I wonder what the male version of this is?



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blubirde wrote:

And what god are we praying to with this one? The god of lost causes? Of never gonna happen? I wonder what the male version of this is?

Teehee...the male version is probably something to the effect of,


'before I lay be down to sleep,


I pray for a girl who likes my peeps,


who'll let me go out at night and play,


and then not mind when I sleep all day,


who doesn't mind if I'm a drunk,


and doesn't care if I stink like a skunk.


A smashing girl, yes she'll be,


if a phone call she never expects from me.


A girl who doesn't give a fig,


when I into my pockets dig


and find nothing but balls of lint


and when I wink, she gets the hint,


that I'm a broke, drunk ass, you see.


and she deserves so much more than me.


Amen"


Sorry, men suck sometimes.



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Oh my god!!!! Nyla did you make that up yourself????? If so, you DO have too much time on your hands in between stuffing envelopes! I am laughing so hard I am peeing myself!!!! That is my ex to a TEE!!!!! Thanks for the laugh!!!!!

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Luv2Shop wrote:

Oh my god!!!! Nyla did you make that up yourself????? If so, you DO have too much time on your hands in between stuffing envelopes! I am laughing so hard I am peeing myself!!!! That is my ex to a TEE!!!!! Thanks for the laugh!!!!!
Why, yes, I did make that up myself. Didn't have to think about it to much, just kind of wrote it as I was responding.  See, this is what's happening to all of my creative energy! It's getting wasted on ridiculous chants!

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Well chant on because it was f-ing funny!! Guess it isn't too hard for those of us who actually dated creeps like that! What were we thinking??

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I like it!! Nylabelle - that was amazing!!  I loved that version - what a pro you are.  Time for you to write a book!!



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Oh, Nylabelle, that was so perfect! You forgot the part about needing all the quick sex (oral and otherwise) without a return favor needed. If we're talking ideal woman and all.


God I love boy-bashing!



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Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!  I was trying really hard not to laugh at work.  That is great! 

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hehe...glad I could make you all laugh. But really, it's not hard to find inspiration. I just speak from experience.

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