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Collette


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Every time I put on the lotion my dog becomes enraged and starts humping my leg. It's really disturbing already, that's the only time he does it. Now I have to consider which is worse, pale legs or a dog humping my legs???

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Christine


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This is SO not what I expected to be in this post....

LOL!!

Maybe you can put the lotion on, and then hide out in your room with the door closed so your dog can't get to you?



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OMG...You have me totally cracking up!!



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bwhahahah!!!!

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omggggggggggggggggggggggggg i don't even have any advice.. i can't get this stupid smile off my face.


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Farrah


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That is totally hilarious!!!  I thought you were going to say that it gave you weird streaks or something - HA!!!

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omg that's so funny. 


my old b-f's dog would fly into a humping-episode any time i started dancing.  it was so bad!



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Heeheeheeheehee!  That is super funny!!!!


The only thing I could think of is maybe to put a little of the JNG on a stuffed animal or something while you use it on yourself as a distraction for the dog.  Maybe he'll hump that instead.


Hehehehehehehehe!  I'm still laughing! 



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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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OMG! I cannot stop laughing.

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HAHAHHAAAAAAA!!! That's so hysterical!

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Well, that's not what I was expecting to read. Is it only when it's still soaking in, or does he do it the whole time you wear it? Give him a treat to distract him from your leg while you apply.


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OMG!!!! I think that might possibly be the funniest thing I've ever heard! Can I use it?

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Hmm...when I use my sunblock my cat can't help but lick my hands and arm.  It's the candy smelling stuff from B&BW.

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OMG!!!  Thats too funny.  I love Jergens Natural Glow and was so afraid that you discovered something bad about it that I haven't yet.  I'm glad my ex got the dogs now.  One of them used to lick my legs whenever I put on lotion so I was always afraid to use tan-in-a-can around him for fear he would like a big spot off. 

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Farrah


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I've just started using it in the hopes that my bf will go on a frenzy and try to hump me like Collette's doggie.


Okay, I know I'm naughty, but I had to say it, hee-hee!



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Farrah wrote:

I've just started using it in the hopes that my bf will go on a frenzy and try to hump me like Collette's doggie. Okay, I know I'm naughty, but I had to say it, hee-hee!
ha ha ha! That was almost as funny as Collette's post!

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