STYLETHREAD -- LET'S TALK SHOP!

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Queer #1: That was a guest conductor, right? The short one.
 Queer #2: You mean the hobbit?
 Queer #1: Oh, I didn't look at her feet.
 Queer #2: Honey, it was a metaphor

--NY City Ballet, Lincoln Center

Girl #1: These are my fat ass pants.
 Girl #2: Oh...so are they supposed to make your ass look fat or thin?
--58th & 5th

 Hipster: Did the train just pass 28th street?
 Woman: Yes, it went express, but you could get off at 14th and switch
to the uptown train.
 Homeboy: Or you could take your chances, break the window with a
crowbar and jump out now
--1 train


 Daughter: A cop.
 Mother A cop? You don't want to be no cop, what do you want to be a cop for?
 Daughter: So I can carry a gun.
 Mother: You don't need to be a cop to have a gun. Your dad ain't no
cop and he has a gun

--F train

Guy #1: Yeah, I really like her but she's already got three kids.
Guy #2: With how many guys?
Guy #1: I don't know, three or four.

--1 train