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Chanel

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this is sooo funny...
Welcome Back, Fuglee

Possibly realizing that his favorite daughter's angelic image was over the moment her leg went over Johnny Knoxville, quintessential creepy dad Joe Simpson apparently stopped forcing Other Daughter Ashlee to differentiate herself, and instead molded her back into a Jessica clone:



[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb.]


Cleavage? Check. Hearty, alarmingly orange "tan"? Check. Light hair in a bob? Check. Heavy eye makeup? Check. Ill-conceived clothes? Check, check, check, although Ashlee never had trouble with that one. (Unfortunately, singing sappy ballads is a bit out of her reach, as studies prove that whenever Ashlee holds a high note, the Earth's crust cracks, gas prices soar, and a kitten explodes. Ergo, Joe's going to have to make Ashlee brush up on her lip synching skills, which right now are about as polished as a junkyard Pinto.)


Maybe Joe is only trying to trick Johnny into knox-ing boots with this one instead of Jessica. That way, maybe the family cash cow will forced to consider returning to her starved marriage, thereby allowing Clan Simpson to milk her for a new show about about counseling and pre-nups.



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Eww...that is all i can say

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crap, why did she dye her hair? she needs to call me.

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That is just bad news. What the hell is she thinking?

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Yuck. Everything -the hair, the tan, the clothes, is BAD.

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omg this makes me so sad...what did she do? why ashlee why!

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Just because it worked for Jessica (and sometimes it doesn't) doesn't mean it works for Ashlee. Grrr.... she had such cool, personal style. Why, oh why?????

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that outfit is so bad.. the stylist who did this must have some hypnotic power. i mean how can anyone think that ho-down tutu with jeans and pointy over the knee boots is a good idea.

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Oh this makes me so sad.  I really like Ashlee and I loved her w/dark hair and her own unique style...why is she trying to look like her sister again?  Her hair looks horrible - it's orange.  Yuck!



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