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Pleaser USA Sky-302


2005-03-26 20:43:05 Pleaser USA Sky-302
Reviewer: Anonymous from Eagle Point Oregon
Overall:5 stars   Comfort:3 stars   Look:5 stars
Shoe Size: Felt a full size smaller than marked
Shoe Width: Felt narrower than marked
Shoe Arch: No arch support

Graduation Shoes - I started looking for shoes because graduation is coming up and I wanted an attention getter, since your shoes are all you see. I will have to say these shoes will do the trick but my suggestion would be to look at a ruler and make a mental note about how tall 7 inches actually is before you decide to get them to wear for one of the most important walks of your life : )


ok... this woman is wearing these to her graduation ceremony? what message is she trying to send? "yes, I'm an educated woman, but still only a sexual object in the minds of men" ?wtf?


Pleaser USA Kink


2005-04-15 11:52:03 Pleaser USA Kink
Reviewer: Darlene
Overall:5 stars   Comfort:5 stars   Look:5 stars
Shoe Size: Felt true to size
Shoe Width: Felt true to width
Shoe Arch: Excellent arch support

Dancing boots - My cousin is a dancer. She makes money to pay for college. I went to pick her up from work last sat. night. 7 girls share 1 dressingroom. My cousin told me to wait here she'll be ready to go in 15 minutes. I was bored. I saw these pleaser kink boots sitting on a changing table. I was checking them out. These are way cool. I kicked off my dress flats and put these boots on. They are awsome. I grabbed a blk.pat. jacket and put it on. They looked great with my short denim skirt. I was dancing around the dressingroom when my cousin came in. She talked her boss into letting me dance around on stage for 5 minutes. The girl that owned these boots and jacket said that I Looked cute wearing her things. She sold me these boots and her jacket for $100.00. I love these boots. I wear them all the time. I get many compliments about my boots. I love them.


2005-01-25 06:27:14 Pleaser USA Kink
Reviewer: Greg from Arkansas
Overall:5 stars   Comfort:5 stars   Look:5 stars
Shoe Size: Felt true to size
Shoe Width: Felt true to width

suprised - My girlfriend ordered these boots the second she layed eyes on them. She had them sent to my apt. she lives in a dorm on campus & didn't want her roommate wearing them around campus before she had the chance to. My little sister turned 18 last friday. I had her stop over and pick up her present. I gave her 50 bucks. She can get what she wants. Told her the gift is in my bedroom, see if you can find it. Left the card standing up on my dresser. Much to my suprise she came walking out of my room wearing my girlfriends new boots. Before I had a chance to say anything she told me that I'm the greatest big brother in the whole world. She loves HER new boots. My sister let my girlfriend try them on to see how they feel. My girlfriend has a pair now too. Thanks Zappos for the fast delivery.


2005-01-21 11:00:56 Pleaser USA Kink
Reviewer: Anonymous from Nevada
Overall:5 stars   Comfort:5 stars   Look:5 stars
Shoe Size: Felt true to size
Shoe Width: Felt true to width

you have to love them - Got these for my daughter for her 18th b-day. she pickid the boots she wanted & I payed for them. This way she gets exactly what she wants. We placed the order on Wed. evening abd they were delivered Fri. around noon. Very fast shipping I was pleased. When my daughter came home from school at 2:00 I greeted her at the door. I managed to squish myself into a pair of her skin tight bluejeans, put on her favorite black pat. Jacket and had these boots on and laced up. We must of laughed for an hour. She told me to leave them on and let my husband see my new look. I did. He loved the boots on me. after my daughter went to bed he had me put them back on with my harley shirt and a pair of my daughters cut off bluejeans. I know that whenever my daughter isn't wearing these boots that I will definitely have them on my feet. These boots are alot more comfortable than they appear. My daughter wants them in white and also in red. These are great boots. I promised I wouldn't tell...but my husband had them on and even walked around the house wearing them. I'm not sure why...but I kind of liked them on him. Love the boots. Hope for more colors in the near future.

Other shoes recommended by reviewer: anything from pleaser. ;)


2005-01-14 10:29:44 Pleaser USA Kink
Reviewer: Rob from Youngstown, Ohio
Overall:5 stars   Comfort:5 stars   Look:5 stars
Shoe Size: Felt true to size
Shoe Width: Felt true to width

True love - I bought these for my wife for X-mas. She loves them very much. I bought them for around the house and couldn't believe it when she wore them to work. She wore them with a long dark blue denim skirt,a black top and a black leather jacket. They turned my 30 something wife into a 21 year old hottie. Yesterday my wife had me put on a new pair of stretch denim blue jeans that she bought for herself. Then she pulled out these boots and told me to slip my foot into one as far as it will go so she can see what it will look like on her. she almost fell over when it went on. so being funny I told her thanks for the new outfit, pulled the other boot on, and laced both of them all the way up. She wanted me to leave them on and break them in for her... My wife is wearing them again today with a long leather skirt. She is telling everyone she knows about how great these boots are. She wants to know if you have them in white or red. If you do she wants one of each. Thank you for turning my wife back into the hottie I married.

Other shoes recommended by reviewer: this brand, any style of boot.


2005-01-13 11:52:18 Pleaser USA Kink
Reviewer: Debra J from dallas, texas
Overall:5 stars   Comfort:5 stars   Look:5 stars
Shoe Size: Felt true to size
Shoe Width: Felt true to width

Sexy boots - Bought these boots for a birthday present for myself. 1st pair of pleaser brand I've owned. They feel great on. My neighbor was over when they were delivered. He talked me into letting him take them over and show his wife. She came over about 15 mins later wearing them... I told her that they looked great on her. She told me she loved the way they fit and she was going to get a pair for herself. I wear a size 9 and a 9 fit perfectly... I LOVE THESE BOOTS. I wear them all the time. they look great with everything. *** ladies buy these boots ***

Other shoes recommended by reviewer: Any boot with a platform and high heel will do fine.


uh - we're bordering on soft porn here... strangeola... mom and dad wearing daughter's boots to have sex?




my favorite is the last one...


2005-04-25 19:12:07 Paloma Barcelo 2305
Reviewer: Anonymous from SD
Overall:3 stars   Comfort:4 stars   Look:1 stars
Shoe Size: Felt true to size
Shoe Width: Felt true to width
Shoe Arch: No arch support

Ick - I got these shoes today and I can hardly stand wearing them if I look down. Zappos has great service and a wonderful return policy which I'll need.... These boots are uglier than heck. I got the yellow, and it's so much more faded than the picture. The toe makes my foot look 3 sizes bigger and I already wear a 10. Very comfy, but... yuck. They are so ugly.

Other shoes recommended by reviewer: Anything else but these


2005-03-07 20:11:39 Paloma Barcelo 2305
Reviewer: Edweena from Seattle
Overall:5 stars   Comfort:4 stars   Look:5 stars
Shoe Size: Felt true to size
Shoe Width: Felt wider than marked

Not for the fashion feint of heart - Probably won't be seen on anyone working in a bank or brokerage house. I have the yellow boots. The red spots are not as intense a shade of red as it appears on my monitor. BTW, the spots are made by shaving the hair away from the hide so that the colored leather underneath shows through. These boots will get a LOT of attention. Anyone who dis's your pair is jealous (and probably trapped working in one of the aforementioned financial institutions).

Other shoes recommended by reviewer: BCBG, Casadei, Cynthia Rowley, Donald J Pliner


2005-02-20 16:36:13 Paloma Barcelo 2305
Reviewer: Ri from New York, NY
Overall:4 stars   Comfort:2 stars   Look:5 stars
Shoe Size: Felt a half size larger than marked
Shoe Width: Felt wider than marked

Toxic Wast Yellow - I wore these out for the first time the other night, and my boyfriend said they looked like a cow that had gone through a toxic waste site. Ha ha! He has a point! I love them. They have a high uncomfortable heel, but I live in NY, so I have to do more walking than most. They are certainly show stoppers.


2004-11-29 20:01:51 Paloma Barcelo 2305
Reviewer: Patoria from Colorado
Overall:1 stars   Comfort:5 stars   Look:5 stars
Shoe Size: Felt true to size
Shoe Width: Felt true to width

Cute cute cute!!! OMG!!! I just love these boots!!! I wore them to school and they made me who I am today. I'm finlly popular, and it's all thanks to these b-e-a-utifl boots!!!! You gotta love them!!!! I can't wait to get all the colors!!! But just one precaution, do not wear these boots in the snow! You'll fall, slip, and end up in the hospital like I am, but thats a different story. Furthermore the snow hurts the boot, it totally ruins the boot. But otherwise buy these headturning, getting some love, boots!!! You'll never regret it!!!!Get the pink!!!

Other shoes recommended by reviewer: the hot pink high heels!!! u have to love them!


 



-- Edited by detroit at 15:34, 2005-04-27

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Is this girl for real?  I am laughing out loud at my desk!  "these boots made me who I am today.  I'm finally popular?"  And she's in the hospital from slipping and falling in them?


I am laughing so hard I'm practically in tears over here. Don't you wonder if someone made these up?


 


2004-11-29 20:01:51 Paloma Barcelo 2305
Reviewer: Patoria from Colorado
Overall:1 stars   Comfort:5 stars   Look:5 stars
Shoe Size: Felt true to size
Shoe Width: Felt true to width

Cute cute cute!!! OMG!!! I just love these boots!!! I wore them to school and they made me who I am today. I'm finlly popular, and it's all thanks to these b-e-a-utifl boots!!!! You gotta love them!!!! I can't wait to get all the colors!!! But just one precaution, do not wear these boots in the snow! You'll fall, slip, and end up in the hospital like I am, but thats a different story. Furthermore the snow hurts the boot, it totally ruins the boot. But otherwise buy these headturning, getting some love, boots!!! You'll never regret it!!!!Get the pink!!!



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Makes me wonder if these are real reviews or not.  Thanks for the laugh!

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Originally posted by: shopchicago33

"Is this girl for real?  I am laughing out loud at my desk!  "these boots made me who I am today.  I'm finally popular?"  And she's in the hospital from slipping and falling in them? I am laughing so hard I'm practically in tears over here. Don't you wonder if someone made these up?   2004-11-29 20:01:51 Paloma Barcelo 2305Reviewer: Patoria from Colorado Overall:   Comfort:   Look:Shoe Size: Felt true to sizeShoe Width: Felt true to widthCute cute cute!!! OMG!!! I just love these boots!!! I wore them to school and they made me who I am today. I'm finlly popular, and it's all thanks to these b-e-a-utifl boots!!!! You gotta love them!!!! I can't wait to get all the colors!!! But just one precaution, do not wear these boots in the snow! You'll fall, slip, and end up in the hospital like I am, but thats a different story. Furthermore the snow hurts the boot, it totally ruins the boot. But otherwise buy these headturning, getting some love, boots!!! You'll never regret it!!!!Get the pink!!! "

lol - that was my favorite out of all of them... and you know what? I don't think any of these are made up... I could be wrong, but I'm not wrong about there being  a lot of strange people out there!

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These people have got to be joking. Who would say this stuff?? Crazy. Thanks for the laugh.

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Cute cute cute!!! OMG!!! I just love these boots!!! I wore them to school and they made me who I am today. I'm finlly popular, and it's all thanks to these b-e-a-utifl boots!!!! You gotta love them!!!! I can't wait to get all the colors!!! But just one precaution, do not wear these boots in the snow! You'll fall, slip, and end up in the hospital like I am, but thats a different story. Furthermore the snow hurts the boot, it totally ruins the boot. But otherwise buy these headturning, getting some love, boots!!! You'll never regret it!!!!Get the pink!!!


I just about laughed out loud!!!  Yes, I am SURE they made her popular--unfortunately not for the reasons she is thinking.



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How about the woman whose husband like to wear them too?


ooooh-kaaay.



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Originally posted by: Drew

"How about the woman whose husband like to wear them too? ooooh-kaaay."

I know, I was reading those posts thinking to myself...ok obviously a lot of zappos customers have cross-dressing husbands!

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By the time you get finished reading all of those, you ALMOST forget about the girl who bought the boots & jacket off a stripper.

Or the brother getting them for the sister on accident.....

Or the neighbor trying them on.....

These are definately sex boots. Scary.

I have never laughed that hard in my life. (except for the girl with the silver moon boots that "had her catwalk all set up). LOL


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WAIT - I forgot to ask the really obvious question? Detroit, how did you come by the reviews of the platform / stripper shoes????

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Originally posted by: laken1

"WAIT - I forgot to ask the really obvious question? Detroit, how did you come by the reviews of the platform / stripper shoes???? "


oh - god! lol - I was going through the clearance shoes and stumbled on the clear ones - I was curious and looked at the shoes offered by that maker - that's how I saw the boots.


the yellow and pink boots are not stripper shoes - those were just plain clearance shoes - (hmmm... maybe there's a reason they're on clearance?) I think they're 30 something dollars marked down from 200 something - get 'em while you can



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LOL - I forgot all about the pink / yellow boots, although I did like the girl who said "Zappos has great service and a wonderful return policy which I'll need.... These boots are uglier than heck." - LOL


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OMG!  Those are hysterical!

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Thank you so much for posting this! I had a bad day and this made me laugh so hard!

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