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Hermes

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Does anyone have any great gags to share?


I am waiting on a quote from a roofer, I called my husband and told him I heard back and it was going to be $75,000 for the new roof.  It wasn't that funny   he also didn't seem that shocked by it .  I could have probably thought of a better gag, but it's just not in me today


so, was anyone more creative than me? (not hard to do)


 


 



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one year I tricked my brother and parents and husband into thinking I was pregnant that one day.
last year I got my husband mad at me cause I toled him I left the garage open all day and when I went to close it I noticed my sons NEW bike was missing.
I'm still thinking what to do this year.....
but hopefully not get anyone mad at me

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My sister went into the hospital to have her baby on April 1st 6 years ago (hard to believe) - when I got there I told everyone that i was pregnant too (they hated my husband) - and my mom started crying so i had to say april fools quickly so she didn't have a heart attack. It wasn't as funny as i intended, everyone thought i was mean.

I'm not creative either.

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I don't have one but a friend of a friend's teacher really got his geography class.  This is her live journal entry as to what happened:


31st March, 2005. 9:50 am.

So for the past 2 or 3 weeks, my geography professor has been saying that an episode of The Simple Life is going to be filmed in our classroom. They said for the new season, the girls were going to be going to college, and they picked LSU as one of them. We even had to sign release forms saying that we could be on TV. Well today was the day! There was a limo outside of our class, so we all got excited. I went to go sit in my seat, and the one next to me had a sign on it that said "Reserved for Ms. Hilton." I got sooooo excited, even though I kinda can't stand Paris, I was like "hellllls yes, I'm gonna be on TV bitches!" So there were two ladies at the front of the room, complete with headsets, and several camera guys standing around. The ladies went through a powerpoint telling us how it was going to work and the rules of the show. They said we couldn't ask for autographs until after the wrap, we couldn't touch them, we couldn't look at the cameras or anything, and all that. They said the girls were going to be introduced, then they would leave. Then our professor would start lecturing and they would come in late and have a "confrontation" with him. They would take their seats and interact with their classmates (i.e. Paris would talk to ME!) and even probably take some phone calls. Then they got on the loudspeaker and said, "Now introducing your favorite simple girls, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie!" And then they came in...( That's hot )



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Kari did a good one in the shopping section!

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Okay, I just emailed all the men i know, including my hubby and put on the topic: be careful when you open this, Naked picture of Jessica Alba. Then I wrote APRIL FOOLS.
Corny I know, but the men i know really lust over her so I'd thought it would be funny to tease them.


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I got everyone in my family, and also my boyfriend.  I was on a roll, but now I'm going to have to watch my back for a while.


I got everyone with the same joke, I told them that my mom was at the airport, had just booked a $900 flight, and was coming to stay with me and my boyfriend indefinitely because she was fighting with my stepdad, and could you please call and talk to her because she won't listen to me.  Once I told them it was a joke, they all completely freaked out and threatened violence!  My sister especially, because she's about to leave to go on a 9 day cruise today and she couldn't believe my mom was on her way out here, she completely was freaking out!  And my poor boyfriend didn't know how to respond when I told him my mom was coming to stay with us for good!


And then I told my mom that I was pregnant and she completely believed me!  When I told her April Fools she called me a bastard! 



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Oh, oh, I have a good one!


I have this guy friend, J. J and I are JUST FRIENDS. J has two friends M & D. M & D constantly gossip about us and are convinced we're more than friends. As a matter of fact, I'm seriously pissed at D for being such a d**k and assuming girls and gals can't be friends. Soooo... to get them back we're announcing at dinner tonight that we've been sleeping together for two months now and we really think they should know since they kinda figured already.


I know just describing it doesn't sound all that amusing but to see the look on their faces will make me die laughing. And they both deserve it for gossiping so much behind our backs! I can't wait... The funny part will be that we're telling D at dinner tonight and M later on. I bet D can't keep his mouth shut and M will already know by the time we get around to telling her!!


Serves them right.



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LOL...Blubirde.  Please tell us how it turns out.  I bet M & D will totally give you the smug "yeah, we knew it all along" look.

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Blubirde, I think you should tell your friends that you are engaged! 

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I heard one that was very funny the other day.  A friend of mine's wife played the gag on him. 


They have a baby and the wife chewed up a chocolate bar and spit it into a clean diaper.  She then goes to her husband - "I really need to know what the baby has been eating"  She starts smelling the diaper. She says it again to him - "I really need to know what the baby has been eating"  She then starts eating what she spit into the diaper.  The husband had no idea it was chocolate and totally thought his wife had really really lost it.  Very funny!!



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"I heard one that was very funny the other day.  A friend of mine's wife played the gag on him.  They have a baby and the wife chewed up a chocolate bar and spit it into a clean diaper.  She then goes to her husband - "I really need to know what the baby has been eating"  She starts smelling the diaper. She says it again to him - "I really need to know what the baby has been eating"  She then starts eating what she spit into the diaper.  The husband had no idea it was chocolate and totally thought his wife had really really lost it.  Very funny!!"

OMG! that is so gross! but so funny!




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All of you preggo's are gonna have to remember that poo-poo joke next year.  I can imagine the look on your hubby's faces as they think their darling wive's have lost it!

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my husband and i were married on april fool's day (3 years on friday!), and the j.o.p. wasn't sure if we were actually going to show up.



the joke's on us if we ever get divorced !



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