These are 2 of my favorite Britney ones. I laugh like an idiot every time I read them:
My Prerogifug
Britney Spears is so right. I am sorry that I don't have what she has. To wit:
What girl doesn't dream of a marrying a David Silver lookalike who actually purchases -- and wears! In public! -- a trucker cap that reads "Rock Out With Your Cock Out"?
I think I speak for all of humanity when I beg you, Kevin, to put the cock away.
The Letter of Fug
Hi, y'all! I'm Britney Spears!
Y'all, Kevin and I went to the pet story to get Laci a little jacket because it's so cold out and I heard that this pet store in Malibu sold little "Rock Out With Your Cock Out" hats for dogs and I thought that might be cute too, you know, because that would match my fine hubby's hat and it's so cute when doggies match their daddies but when we got there there was just so much to choose from I just couldn't decide! I was so confused that all my hair just stood right up on top of my head, y'all!
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"Whatever you are, be a good one." --Abraham Lincoln
"You know it's bad when even Stephen Dorff looks embarassed to be seen with you."
She's so classy. From todays Fug, btw. The fug girls' comments were a little bit disappointing. Not as snarky as usual. Maybe they are hungover or something.