i was just doing a bit of catching up with my favorite celeb-bashing bitches at - http://fuggingitup.blogspot.com/ - since i have been too busy to be online for much of the past two weeks, and i had to share something that made me laugh so hard, out loud, in my office -
"Whaaaaat? You don't love camel-toe and skintight metallic pants? You mean... I'm not in Aerosmith? Shut up. You bitches just aren't rock-and-roll."
hilarious.
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I LOVE "Go Fug Yourself" !!! The look on Juliette Lewis' face is just priceless! Personally, I think they're wrong on this one. I do love a good metallic camel-toe pant.
Those women (or are they?), are so funny. Way better than Fashion Police, or any other celeb-style bashing sites or magazine features out there.
OMG, speaking of funnier than H. I just read this one and a was laughing so hard I was weeping at my desk.
Ladies and gentleman, I present to you Mischa Barton:
[Photos from http://www.theoc.blogger.com.br]
I only wish I could have unearthed a screencap which gave you a full length view of those pants. Which had tapered legs. And were basically jodhpurs. Jodhpurs! Paired with what appears to be Seinfeld's infamous puffy shirt, worn under a sweater vest (!!), adorned by an enormous broach. Be grateful, however, that I have spared you a full shot of the newsboy cap -- an accessory I considered a welcome casualty of the end of Sex and the City -- which featured an enormous green satin bow on the back. An enormous green satin bow so enormous and satin and green that I have no idea what Mischa Barton and the Yard Guy were talking about during the scene in which said bow was revealed, because I was so fixated on it's enormity, satinness and greenitude. [I suspect the dialogue was something along the lines of:
Mischa: I am incredibly wooden. Yard Guy: I am the only actor in Hollywood more wooden than you are. Mischa: I know, it's amazing they found someone with less affect than me. Yard Guy: Am I supposed to look distraught here? Mischa: I don't know. I just look as blank as possible all the time. Yard Guy: Do we make out now? Mischa: I don't care.]
There is but one explanation for this outfit, and it is that the costume person for The OC has a jihad against Mischa Barton, stemming from some terrible crime Ms Barton has committed against said costume person, like burning down the costume person's house, or killing her dog in a ritual sacrifice and drinking its blood in the middle of the FOX commissary. If this jihad is not addressed by the powers that be over there at The OC, I suspect we may eventually be forced to endure a scene in which Marissa shows up at an event wearing jams and a Fez.
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quote: Originally posted by: Farrah Be grateful, however, that I have spared you a full shot of the newsboy cap -- an accessory I considered a welcome casualty of the end of Sex and the City -- which featured an enormous green satin bow on the back. An enormous green satin bow so enormous and satin and green that I have no idea what Mischa Barton and the Yard Guy were talking about during the scene in which said bow was revealed, because I was so fixated on it's enormity, satinness and greenitude.
I can so understand this...no clue what they said to each other, I was screeching about the ridiculous bow. At that point, I hadn't thought that outfit could get any worse. But it did.
OMG Farrah! My friends and I get together every Thursday to watch TV... and I don't think I've ever heard all of us scream in horror in unison before that outfit!
THAT BOW WAS HORRIBLE. I can't believe this wasn't brought up earlier.
quote: Originally posted by: valenciana "oh my...did you see the "letter from Britney" they had a few weeks ago? i was dying. i haven't been in a while, need to catch up myself..."
It was hilarious, y'all. Y'all oughta read it. Y'all won't regret it.