2. list 5 (or any other arbitrary number) relatively unknown sites you have bookmarked. John Mayer's blog, zillow, lexisnexis, ummm... I have boring sites bookmarked.
3. favorite insult/swear word (a la bernard piveau) Motherf*cker & douchebag.
4. i have _____'s mp3s AND I'M NOT ASHAMED TO SAY SO. Dolly Parton!
5. Dirty clothes on the floor or in the wash-basket? Laundry basket.
6. Gummi Bears or Worms? Worms.
7. Is your hair it's original color? No, and it never will be. I really dislike my natural color.
8. If you had to pick one...shave your head or only wear holiday themed sweatshirts for a month? Holiday themed sweatshirts.
9. Which is worse...unshaven legs or unshaven armpits? Arm pits. I think it's gross when people don't shave them.
10. Morning commute...easy listening or hard rock? I don't ever listen to the radio in my car.
11. heels or flats? Flats. I always end up busting my junk in high heels. Plus heels hurt too much!
12. risk taker/adventurer or conservative/homebody? Conservative/homebody.
13. Crushed red peppers or anchovies on your pizza? Ewww, neither.
14. How many days a year (should it be month?) do you call in sick when you're not really sick? I don't have a job, I'm still a student. I never skip class though!
15. Actress you hope would play you in a movie based on your life? Actress who actually would play you? I have no idea. Maybe a blonde version of America Ferrera. Does a person like that exist?
16. After how many drinks does your phone need to be taken away from you to avoid the ill-advised texts, calls, etc? 4 I'd say, although I don't really drunk text very often, and I never drunk dial.
17. Rather wear Acid wash jeans or Hammer pants? Hammer pants.
18. Roller Coaster or Ferris Wheel? Ferris wheel.
19. What's your birth order- 1st born, middle child, last born, only child, etc? Middle, but I was adopted, so I don't think it really comes into play.
20. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up? A veterinarian.
21. How many "mystery keys" do you have on your key ring? None.
22. What's the last book you read, or what are you currently reading? I'm currently (very sloooowly) reading The Other Boleyn Girl.
23. If money was of no concern, what would you be doing with your life? Be a travel writer.
24. Say "I love you" first, or wait for the other person to say it? I don't know.
25. Biggest regret? Hmm, I guess not getting help in Criminal law. A B would sure look better than a D. Going to Philly over spring break recently to visit some friends. Not being more outgoing. Not applying to law school earlier.
26. What's the most scandalous thing you've done? I don't think I've done anything scandalous.
27. Dogs or Cats? Dogs!
28. If you could change one thing about your body what would it be? My weight. I'd be at a healthy weight. Alternatively, my thighs.
29. Stress eater or Stress starver? Eater.
30. If you could have a entirely different life, what would it be? I would live in a big city not in the Midwest and do something cool, like write for a magazine.
33. the foulest tasting thing you've ever eaten Seafood! I hate seafood. Also sushi. That seaweed made me gag.
Just in case it ever comes up, most sushi places will use soy paper instead of seaweed. I have a friend who hates seaweed and always gets soy instead. Good to know if you're stuck going to one, although how anyone could ever hate sushi, I'll never know!
3. favorite insult/swear word (a la bernard piveau)Dolt (who is bernard piveau?) 4. i have nobody's mp3s AND I'M NOT ASHAMED TO SAY SO.
6. Gummi Bears or Worms? bears
7. is your hair it's original color? yes (with the help of dye - but it's just to cover grays)
8. 1) If you had to pick one...shave your head or only wear holiday themed sweatshirts for a month? sweatshirts
9. Which is worse...unshaven legs or unshaven armpits? pits
10. Morning commute...easy listening or hard rock? NPR? does that classify as hard rock?
11. heels or flats? heels!
12. risk taker/adventurer or conservative/homebody? risk taker/adventurer
13. crushed red peppers or anchovies on your pizza? crushed red peppers
14. How many days a year (should it be month?) do you call in sick when you're not really sick? 0 - I usually go into work sick
15. Actress you hope would play you in a movie based on your life? Actress who actually would play you? I've been told I look like Julia Roberts and Kristin Davis - so one of those.
16. After how many drinks does your phone need to be taken away from you to avoid the ill-advised texts, calls, etc? hrm... by the time that happens, I have no recollection of how much I've drunk
17. Rather wear Acid wash jeans or Hammer pants? acid wash
18. Roller Coaster or Ferris Wheel? neither! I hate heights and I go into hysterics on most rides...
19. What's your birth order- 1st born, middle child, last born, only child, etc? 2nd of 2
20. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up? an actress
21. How many "mystery keys" do you have on your key ring? dunno - I seemed to have misplaced my keys
22. What's the last book you read, or what are you currently reading? Skinny Bitch
23. If money was of no concern, what would you be doing with your life? Traveling the world with a young hot guy and partying and shopping
24. Say "I love you" first, or wait for the other person to say it? I wait.
25. Biggest regret? Not moving to NYC
26. What's the most scandalous thing you've done? can't tell
27. Dogs or Cats? Dogs, but I love cats too
28. If you could change one thing about your body what would it be? less fat
29. Stress eater or Stress starver? eater
30. If you could have a entirely different life, what would it be? Traveling the world with a young hot guy and partying and shopping
31. unusual animal/insect/plant (read: non-human species) you're drawn to* rodents for me too! I love my pet squirrels and chipmunks
32. favorite adult-oriented cartoon show (simpsons, family guy etc) family guy!
33. the foulest tasting thing you've ever eaten sour yogurt
34. most memorable, for better or worse, gift you've received a yellow, vinyl, bean bag chair in the 70's
35. name a completely irrational impulse you're suppressing at the moment the need to blow my nose
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1. best tv show you never saw? Lost, Alias-all the biggies everyone talks about. I'm too busy watching great shows like Jon and Kate Plus Eight and America's Best Dance Crew 2. list 5 (or any other arbitrary number) relatively unknown sites you have bookmarked. www.savvies.com www.cincinnatibengalcheerleaderalumni.com www.babylovesdisco.com www.jackcolton.com www.cinweekly.com
3. favorite insult/swear word (a la bernard piveau) "F*cking A!" or "Cocksucker". I was talking on the phone at LAX on day and I called somebody a cocksucker and this business man heard me and actually stopped in his tracks, raised his eyebrow and then smiled and shook his head. I don't think he was ready to hear that from coming from a soccer mom like me. Sorry, I know it's crass-I'm just being honest. 4. i have _____'s mp3s AND I'M NOT ASHAMED TO SAY SO. Sade...Salt N Pepa...
5. Dirty clothes on the floor or in the wash-basket? Floor. 6. Gummi Bears or Worms? Hate gummis. 7. Is your hair it's original color? No-It's heavily highlighted (or is it highlit)? 8. If you had to pick one...shave your head or only wear holiday themed sweatshirts for a month? Holiday themed sweatshirts for sure. 9. Which is worse...unshaven legs or unshaven armpits? armpits 10. Morning commute...easy listening or hard rock? smooth jazz
11. heels or flats? Heels. Everyone thinks I'm crazy though... 12. risk taker/adventurer or conservative/homebody? conservative homebody
13. Crushed red peppers or anchovies on your pizza? pepper 14. How many days a year (should it be month?) do you call in sick when you're not really sick? None-we don't get "sick" days just PTO (personal time off) so you can use it for whatever 15. Actress you hope would play you in a movie based on your life? Actress who actually would play you? I would want Reese Witherspoon to play me but it would probably be Goldie Hawn because everytime I do one of those "celebrity lookalike" things online I match with Goldie Hawn. 16. After how many drinks does your phone need to be taken away from you to avoid the ill-advised texts, calls, etc? I guess 3 but I don't drink much anymore... 17. Rather wear Acid wash jeans or Hammer pants? Acid washed...I figure they will eventually come back in style... 18. Roller Coaster or Ferris Wheel? Ferris wheel...roller coasters make me sick and scared. 19. What's your birth order- 1st born, middle child, last born, only child, etc? Oldest of 2. 20. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up? Professional cheerleader.
21. How many "mystery keys" do you have on your key ring? None. 22. What's the last book you read, or what are you currently reading? I don't read books due to having a full time job, a husband, and three kids. I do however, listen to podcasts. 23. If money was of no concern, what would you be doing with your life? I would make a hell of a stay at home mom, but only if my kids were in school all day. 24. Say "I love you" first, or wait for the other person to say it? Wait. 25. Biggest regret? Honestly, I have no regrets. 26. What's the most scandalous thing you've done? Okay, here it is-I met my husband by dialing a wrong number, talked to him for 9 hours that night, talked to him on the phone for 6 months before meeting him in person, dated him for 6 weeks, married him, had our son exactly 7 months later, and have been married for almost 14 years! How's that? 27. Dogs or Cats? I'm allergic to both and don't like either.
28. If you could change one thing about your body what would it be? Ughhh...my stomach area sucks. I've had 3 c-sections...need I say more? 29. Stress eater or Stress starver? Um yeah. Eater.
30. If you could have a entirely different life, what would it be?
32. favorite adult-oriented cartoon show (simpsons, family guy etc) ?
33. the foulest tasting thing you've ever eaten ?
34. most memorable, for better or worse, gift you've received My engagement ring... 35. name a completely irrational impulse you're suppressing at the moment I gotta pee...but instead I keep filling out this survey.
All of them because I don't watch tv except on DVD! probably "Arrested Development"
2. list 5 (or any other arbitrary number) relatively unknown sites you have bookmarked.
How about: CHOW, openDemocracy, Young and Broke, Imports from Marrakesh and WhoWhatWearDaily
3. favorite insult/swear word (a la bernard piveau)
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4. i have _____'s mp3s AND I'M NOT ASHAMED TO SAY SO.
Basically all of my mp3's fall into this category, but: Meatloaf.
5. Dirty clothes on the floor or in the wash-basket?
Definitely the floor.
6. Gummi Bears or Worms?
Sour Gummi Anything.
7. Is your hair it's original color?
Yep.
8. If you had to pick one...shave your head or only wear holiday themed sweatshirts for a month?
Definitely the sweatshirts.
9. Which is worse...unshaven legs or unshaven armpits?
Armpits.
10. Morning commute...easy listening or hard rock?
No real commute.
11. heels or flats?
These days, it's flats.
12. risk taker/adventurer or conservative/homebody?
Both.
13. crushed red peppers or anchovies on your pizza?
Crushed red pepper.
14. How many days a year (should it be month?) do you call in sick when you're not really sick?
Too many!
15. Actress you hope would play you in a movie based on your life? Actress who actually would play you?
I'd like Natalie Portman or maybe Ashley Judd.
16. After how many drinks does your phone need to be taken away from you to avoid the ill-advised texts, calls, etc?
Luckily I'm not a drunk dialer.
17. Rather wear Acid wash jeans or Hammer pants?
Hammer pants. Hammer time!
18. Roller Coaster or Ferris Wheel?
Neither -- I hate heights.
20. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?
An astronaut (ironically given #19).
21. How many "mystery keys" do you have on your key ring?
None.
22. What's the last book you read, or what are you currently reading?
Lots of books for work. Last "fun" book was "Brideshead Revisited."
23. If money was of no concern, what would you be doing with your life?
Same as I'm doing right now, but with better clothes and more luxurious vacations!
24. Say "I love you" first, or wait for the other person to say it?
Wait.
25. Biggest regret?
Every day there are little things that I wish I had done differently -- and I always regret not being able to get more things done in a day than I am able to. But I try not to have any big regrets.
26. What's the most scandalous thing you've done?
I'm SO not scandalous!
27. Dogs or Cats?
Neither. I'm actually not much of an animal person!
28. If you could change one thing about your body what would it be?
I would have perfect beautiful skin.
29. Stress eater or Stress starver?
Eater. Definitely eater.
30. If you could have a entirely different life, what would it be?
I'd love to be the president -- for a day!
31. unusual animal/insect/plant (read: non-human species) you're drawn to
None!
32. favorite adult-oriented cartoon show (simpsons, family guy etc)
Again, I'm lame and don't really do tv.
33. the foulest tasting thing you've ever eaten
This horrible, horrible fried rice that I got in an African country. I have no idea why it was so bad, but it was.
34. most memorable, for better or worse, gift you've received
You know, I have gotten lots of lovely gifts over my life (and I'm sure I've gotten some bad ones, too), but none really stick out as THE most memorable. I think I'm still waiting for a gift like that.
35. name a completely irrational impulse you're suppressing at the moment
Run around singing at the top of my lungs and dancing.
3. favorite insult/swear word (a la bernard piveau) jackass said with a Chicago accent
4. i have _____'s mp3s AND I'M NOT ASHAMED TO SAY SO. INXS w/ their new singer, Justin Timberlake. Everything else I'm too ashamed to admit to.
5. Dirty clothes on the floor or in the wash-basket? depends - today it's a mix
6. Gummi Bears or Worms? bears
7. Is your hair it's original color? Um, sort of.
8. If you had to pick one...shave your head or only wear holiday themed sweatshirts for a month? Holiday themed sweatshirts
9. Which is worse...unshaven legs or unshaven armpits? armpits
10. Morning commute...easy listening or hard rock? I sometimes remember to bring my ipod, but most of the time, my morning soundtrack is the annoying chatter of my fellow commuters, a crying baby, someone chewing or coughing, someone slurping coffee, the bad music from other people's too loud music players, and the sound of the train - "doors open on the right at Belmont"
11. heels or flats? After many attempts at being the type of girl who finds heels comfortable, I have resigned myself to flats.
12. risk taker/adventurer or conservative/homebody? adventurous homebody
13. Crushed red peppers or anchovies on your pizza? crushed red peppers
14. How many days a year (should it be month?) do you call in sick when you're not really sick? hardly ever. When I was a govt employee, at least once a month.
15. Actress you hope would play you in a movie based on your life? Actress who actually would play you? I haven't a clue
16. After how many drinks does your phone need to be taken away from you to avoid the ill-advised texts, calls, etc? 2-3. I'm a lightweight.
17. Rather wear Acid wash jeans or Hammer pants? acid wash hammer pants
18. Roller Coaster or Ferris Wheel? neither. I wish I liked them, they seem like fun. But I'm terrified of heights and have vertigo.
19. What's your birth order- 1st born, middle child, last born, only child, etc? last born
20. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up? A veterinarian - apparently that was many girl's dream job.
21. How many "mystery keys" do you have on your key ring? None
22. What's the last book you read, or what are you currently reading? I last read Michael Ondaatje's Divisadero. Currently, I couldn't make it through the People Style Watch I bought on a whim last week. I have no attention span at the moment.
23. If money was of no concern, what would you be doing with your life? I would own a no kill dog ranch, specializing in the very elderly who just need a safe and loving place to live out their last years.
24. Say "I love you" first, or wait for the other person to say it? wait. I'm a chicken.
25. Biggest regret? When I look at things I wrote as a teen, I think "Where did that confident funny girl go?"
26. What's the most scandalous thing you've done? no comment
27. Dogs or Cats? Dogs, but cats are awesome, too.
28. If you could change one thing about your body what would it be? Everything
29. Stress eater or Stress starver? starver
30. If you could have a entirely different life, what would it be? see the money is no object post
31. unusual animal/insect/plant (read: non-human species) you're drawn to
giant squids, all woodland creatures
32. favorite adult-oriented cartoon show (simpsons, family guy etc) simpsons, futurama
33. the foulest tasting thing you've ever eaten a butter popcorn dum dum
34. most memorable, for better or worse, gift you've received an elephant my granpa gave me that plays you are my sunshine
35. name a completely irrational impulse you're suppressing at the moment buying $300 shoes, quitting my job, moving to the twin cities (I hated it there, yet a part of me wants to move back)
I saw this last week while I was on vacation, but made myself wait until i desperately needed a break from work to fill it out....
so Heeeeeeeeeere's Jahni!
1. best tv show you never saw? Umm...I'm thinking Dallas. I remember watching bits and pieces of it when I was little, but I'm seriously considering Netflixing that bad boy.
2. list 5 (or any other arbitrary number) relatively unknown sites you have bookmarked. This is really sad: Escapa! So Now You're the Risk Manager Ask Roz Park Avenue Peerage TCNJ Tae Kwon Do
3. favorite insult/swear word (a la bernard piveau) It varies between "Fat Ass" and "Cat Shit" but you have to draw out the cat and make shit a two syllable word e.g. "well caaaaaat shi-ut
4. i have Barry Manilow's mp3s AND I'M NOT ASHAMED TO SAY SO.
5. Dirty clothes on the floor or in the wash-basket? kind of spilling out of the basket onto the floor and sneaking up the chair..
6. Gummi Bears or Worms? i'm an anti-gummatarian...no gummies for me
7. Is your hair it's original color? Yes, with a little bit of help
8. If you had to pick one...shave your head or only wear holiday themed sweatshirts for a month? i don't understand this question. Who wouldn't want to wear holiday themed sweatshirts. They are so unbelievably precious. And classy, I might add.
9. Which is worse...unshaven legs or unshaven armpits? PITS....don't need to see it...thankyouverymuch.
10. Morning commute...easy listening or hard rock? Kidd Kraddick in the Morning...
11. heels or flats? Heels. Almost always when i'm at work.
12. risk taker/adventurer or conservative/homebody? conservative adventurer with a dash of risk taker and a smidge of homebody.
13. crushed red peppers or anchovies on your pizza? Anchovies pleeeeeeze. No peppers...at all!
14. How many days a year (should it be month?) do you call in sick when you're not really sick? None, really. Our sick days come out of our vacation days up to a certain amount. I'd rather just take a vacation day and not have to worry about running into the CEO down at the Wal-Mart...
15. Actress you hope would play you in a movie based on your life? Actress who actually would play you? Hmmm...Julia Roberts, Kirsten Dunst (?)
16. After how many drinks does your phone need to be taken away from you to avoid the ill-advised texts, calls, etc? It's really just better if I leave my cell phone at home if I'm even going to be smelling alcohol. Drunk Dialing the Doctor's Extension at the hospital is NEVER a good idea....
17. Rather wear Acid wash jeans or Hammer pants? If I'm going down, I'm going down in my Hammer Pants.
18. Roller Coaster or Ferris Wheel? roller coaster, the bigger and twistier the better!
19. What's your birth order- 1st born, middle child, last born, only child, etc? Middle Child. Life is NEVER fair!
20. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up? It was a toss up between a barrel racer and a secretary, I settled for attorney.
21. How many "mystery keys" do you have on your key ring? Zero, I know where they all go.
22. What's the last book you read, or what are you currently reading? last: Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil about to finish: Savannah Breeze (I'm a little obsessed with Savannah right now)
23. If money was of no concern, what would you be doing with your life? move to the gulf coast and own a cool shop that sells stuff. but only cool stuff. and i would be the cool coordinator who rules on what is and is not cool.
24. Say "I love you" first, or wait for the other person to say it? I'm a waiter. usually a good 3 or 4 month waiter. i like to make sure it sticks.
25. Biggest regret? Nothing major.
26. What's the most scandalous thing you've done? Ooooh there is scandal...just can't reveal it here...
27. Dogs or Cats? Dogs. Really just Vivy Jane. Cats scare me a little bit. They know too much.
28. If you could change one thing about your body what would it be? Bye Bye Thighs and tummy!
29. Stress eater or Stress starver? Eater. Sometimes I just pretend to be stressed so I can give myself a reason to eat.
30. If you could have a entirely different life, what would it be? Shop owner a la #23
31. unusual animal/insect/plant (read: non-human species) you're drawn to* The Sand Dollar. They make me happy.
32. favorite adult-oriented cartoon show (simpsons, family guy etc) King of the Hill. It's like watching my dad on tv.
33. the foulest tasting thing you've ever eaten olives. eck.
34. most memorable, for better or worse, gift you've received Sweater Socks. They confirmed that my great aunt and uncle really do love my brother a little bit more than my sister and I. He got a very expensive antique hatchet and knife set, and we got sweater socks. with cats on them.
35. name a completely irrational impulse you're suppressing at the moment Throwing my gum at the girl across the hall, just to see if she'd notice... .......she didn't
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1. best tv show you never saw? the office. 2. list 5 (or any other arbitrary number) relatively unknown sites you have bookmarked. i very rarely bookmark sites. 3. favorite insult/swear word (a la bernard piveau) i'm not telling... 4. i have _____'s mp3s AND I'M NOT ASHAMED TO SAY SO. wow, i have such a variety of music, i'm sure 25% of it is to be ashamed of. but i love it! 5. Dirty clothes on the floor or in the wash-basket? basket. dirty floors irritate me. 6. Gummi Bears or Worms? neither. 7. Is your hair it's original color? yes. 8. If you had to pick one...shave your head or only wear holiday themed sweatshirts for a month? shave my head. i've been considering doing it anyway. 9. Which is worse...unshaven legs or unshaven armpits? pits. hands (arms?) down. 10. Morning commute...easy listening or hard rock? no morning commute, i'm a stay-at-home-mom 11. heels or flats? heels, definitely. 12. risk taker/adventurer or conservative/homebody? i'm not a risktaker, but i don't like sitting at home, either. 13. crushed red peppers or anchovies on your pizza? red peppers 14. How many days a year (should it be month?) do you call in sick when you're not really sick? n/a 15. Actress you hope would play you in a movie based on your life? Actress who actually would play you? claire danes, i wish. some random nobody, actually. 16. After how many drinks does your phone need to be taken away from you to avoid the ill-advised texts, calls, etc? i don't do that. 17. Rather wear Acid wash jeans or Hammer pants? acid washed jeans, if i must pick. 18. Roller Coaster or Ferris Wheel? ferris wheel 19. What's your birth order- 1st born, middle child, last born, only child, etc? middle 20. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up? vet. 21. How many "mystery keys" do you have on your key ring? 0, i need and use every single one. 22. What's the last book you read, or what are you currently reading? skinny bitch in the kitch 23. If money was of no concern, what would you be doing with your life? traveling, going to a really great school, buying stuff to give to my family 24. Say "I love you" first, or wait for the other person to say it? i've done both 25. Biggest regret? i don't have regrets. 26. What's the most scandalous thing you've done? erm... not telling!! 27. Dogs or Cats? DOGSSSS!!! i want one soooo badly!! 28. If you could change one thing about your body what would it be? boobs. i hate mine. breastfeeding totally trashed them. 29. Stress eater or Stress starver? neither. 30. If you could have a entirely different life, what would it be? i'd be a different nationality, like japanese or african. 31. unusual animal/insect/plant (read: non-human species) you're drawn to* horses. i've always loved them. 32. favorite adult-oriented cartoon show (simpsons, family guy etc) south park 33. the foulest tasting thing you've ever eaten dog food (acidentally, when i was 6 years old! i thought it was a coco puff!) 34. most memorable, for better or worse, gift you've received a pillow. 35. name a completely irrational impulse you're suppressing at the moment. to go shopping. wait, that's not completely irrational!! ....
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33. the foulest tasting thing you've ever eaten Seafood! I hate seafood. Also sushi. That seaweed made me gag.
Just in case it ever comes up, most sushi places will use soy paper instead of seaweed. I have a friend who hates seaweed and always gets soy instead. Good to know if you're stuck going to one, although how anyone could ever hate sushi, I'll never know!
Thanks for the tip! Maybe if I get adventurous I'll try sushi again.
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1. best tv show you never saw? The Sopranos, I suppose 2. list 5 (or any other arbitrary number) relatively unknown sites you have bookmarked. I don't really have anything bookmarked, I never use that feature. 3. favorite insult/swear word (a la bernard piveau) Shitbag 4. i have _____'s mp3s AND I'M NOT ASHAMED TO SAY SO. The Cure, Dire Straits 5. Dirty clothes on the floor or in the wash-basket? basket 6. Gummi Bears or Worms? Neither, they're made with gelatin 7. Is your hair it's original color? It is now. Pregnancy will do that. 8. If you had to pick one...shave your head or only wear holiday themed sweatshirts for a month? Holiday themed sweatshirts 9. Which is worse...unshaven legs or unshaven armpits? Pits, definitely 10. Morning commute...easy listening or hard rock? Hard rock. I'm trying to wake up, not go back to sleep. 11. heels or flats? Heels 12. risk taker/adventurer or conservative/homebody? Unfortunately, I've turned into a homebody 13. crushed red peppers or anchovies on your pizza? Red peppers 14. How many days a year (should it be month?) do you call in sick when you're not really sick? What do you mean? I'm on an extended vacation. 15. Actress you hope would play you in a movie based on your life? Actress who actually would play you? Catherine Bell but in actuality, Salma Blair 16. After how many drinks does your phone need to be taken away from you to avoid the ill-advised texts, calls, etc? Never been in that situation 17. Rather wear Acid wash jeans or Hammer pants? I guess acid wash jeans 18. Roller Coaster or Ferris Wheel? Def. roller coaster. I'm deathly afraid of ferris wheels 19. What's your birth order- 1st born, middle child, last born, only child, etc? last born - there were only 2 of us 20. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up? A Navy fighter pilot 21. How many "mystery keys" do you have on your key ring? None 22. What's the last book you read, or what are you currently reading? I started tackling this months Marie Claire yesterday. Sad isn't it? 23. If money was of no concern, what would you be doing with your life? Traveling around the world 24. Say "I love you" first, or wait for the other person to say it? Wait for the other person. Good thing my husband caught on to that one. 25. Biggest regret? Wasting a lot of my younger years doing crank 26. What's the most scandalous thing you've done? I went out with a married guy when I was 20. I know, it was horrible 27. Dogs or Cats? Dogs 28. If you could change one thing about your body what would it be? I would be taller with slimmer thighs and no cellulite 29. Stress eater or Stress starver? Stress starver 30. If you could have a entirely different life, what would it be? I'm pretty happy with my life, I would just live in a big city 31. unusual animal/insect/plant (read: non-human species) you're drawn to* sea otters 32. favorite adult-oriented cartoon show (simpsons, family guy etc) I love Family Guy 33. the foulest tasting thing you've ever eaten Meat 34. most memorable, for better or worse, gift you've received my baby, which should have been here by now! 35. name a completely irrational impulse you're suppressing at the moment To go into the E.R. and tell them that my water broke (it hasn't) so that I can be admitted and maybe have this baby already.