STYLETHREAD -- LET'S TALK SHOP!

KaffeeKlatsch · Marc Jacobs

You can't buy good taste

Sibeski · Dooney & Bourke

What a shame!

NCshopper · Hermes

That dress is sooooooooo close, but so off. The color is great, the cut looks cute on her, the length is not bad, but that darn midriff thing!!! Aaaaaaaaaah!
And is it me or should she lose this hair color? I say go dark-dark or blonde-blonde. But the orange-y hair with the orange-y skin just looks...yuck!!!

squishy · Coach

money can, however, buy you a big fake chest.

that dress would look so much cuter on someone without... well... her floaters.

tri_sarah_tops · Marc Jacobs

She looks baaaaad. I looked at the picture about three times before i realized it was Jessica. At first I thought it was Fergie but then I noticed the boobies.

Lilykind · Hermes

the worst part is that i don't even think her chest is as large as that dress is making it out to be. it seriously looks like two balloon balls are inflated inside the chest area. ugh.

she used to be nice and pretty classy... hmm

Bastet · Kate Spade

Maybe she should give up singing and start shooting porn?

sephorablue · Marc Jacobs

am I naive? I sort of thought she was one starlet with big boobs who actually hadn't had a boob job... they've been big for as long as she's been around, and I've never noticed that kind of hard, gravity-defying look a lot of the fake ones have...

brazilian · Dooney & Bourke

I dont think she has a boob job.

But, man...that dress is all wrong. It makes her legs look so stumpy.

XtinaStyles · Marc Jacobs

She looks like Fergie.

bloomie · Marc Jacobs

I have heard it put another way too: "Money can't buy class."

relrel · Marc Jacobs

The boobs have definitely gotten bigger over the years. That maybe be from bra-enhancement or surgical enhancement, who knows? But bigger, yes, lots bigger.

cat · Marc Jacobs

OMG,there are not enough words to describe how bad she looks in that dress.

dangergirl · Kate Spade

what a weird dress. i didn't think she'd had a boob job either, maybe she's just wearing more unflattering clothes now that make them look bigger?!

kealoha · Kate Spade

that dress should be burned and her orange tan has to go. doh

jaymiek · Coach

Ick, she's been making lots of horrible choices lately. her boobs were big to begin with but I think she's had some enhancement done on them in the past few years.

XtinaStyles · Marc Jacobs

She always had a nice chest but if you notice a few years back she looked a lil "saggy" or rather natural. Now she's round like a cantalope, suggesting maybe she got some lift at least.

FashionPrincess · Hermes

I think she did get a chest lift after losing some weight which would definitely make them perkier. And I agree, this is just so sad, I use to love everything she wore. Come on Jess, we know that you know better!