1) The girl who lives across the hall from me lets her alarm clock go off for HOURS, I am not exagerating here, literally, hours. So finally, after listening to the "London Bridge" chorus in a high pitched voice for 2 HOURS STRIGHT, I went over there, pounded on her door, pushed her aside and threw the damn thing on the ground an broke it. Think I'm a little on edge? yeah.
Can anyone top that?
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Carrie Bradshaw: The fact is, sometimes it's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes. That's why we need really special ones now and then to make the walk a little more fun.
I have to say, I feel that girl's pain. I have 10 - read it, 10 - alarms going off every day and I still barely wake up on time. I start them going off at regular intervals about an hour and a half before I wake up. I have no idea what else to do! I get enough sleep and everything, I just sleep so very soundly. Of course, that's why I don't live in a dorm or anything anymore. Everyone got pretty mad at me, too :)
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Haha, that's hilarious. My roommate never woke up for her alarm and I would always cough and stuff to make her wake up. I lived in an apartment with realllllly thin walls though and let me tell you that listening to London Bridge for 2 hours might be better than listening to your next door neighbor and her boyfriend go at it while you are trying to sleep .
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I have a friend/acquaintance that used to call all the time. She was one of those people that would call and if I didn't answer, she'd call back. She was on her 3rd or 4th call of the night (hadn't been answering, didn't feel like talking) and I started to think maybe something was wrong. I finally answer on a commercial break during Grey's Anatomy and she didn't need anything, just wanted to say hi. I snapped at her about calling so much. She got upset and cried. I then told her I had to go because Grey's was back on. Yup, I'm evil. Wouldn't have done it to anyone else, but she was on my last nerve with the stalker calling.
well the funny part is she is a hockey player, about 3 times my size, literally, and easily could have snapped me in half. I guess I should be a little more careful! I left her a card with a new alarm clock though!
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Carrie Bradshaw: The fact is, sometimes it's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes. That's why we need really special ones now and then to make the walk a little more fun.
Yeah I snooze every morning. I've never been one of those people that can hop out of bed ready to go. I snooze for about an hour, my alarm goes off every 10 minutes. I hate morning.
Ackkk! I so relate! Last year we had a neighbor whos kids would go out and play basketball in the street at like 1 am. All I could hear would be the repeated bouncing of that damn ball. It would go on for hours.. I used to fantasize about popping all there basketballs so they couldnt play. Then they moved, so thankfully I never had to be the crazy lady from next door and actually do it.
i had a floormate who WENT OUT OF TOWN and let his alarm ring all through the weekend. i thought i was going to go crazy. and the RA didn't want to go into his room to turn the damn thing off. @#$!@# it was so loud you could hear it two floors down.
eta: this guy was just all around annoying (vaccuuming at 2am, bouncing his basketball at all hours etc). he also had very loud, obnoxious sex all the time. one of my other floormates actually called campus police to complain. they got busted while they were getting it on.
I have a confession. Its bad, I can be such a bitch sometimes: I logged on to my boyfriend's Facebook and deleted this nasty sl*t that he slept with (before we'd met but whatever). Coincedently I knew her through work friends and I hated seeing her on his page, she's disgusting. At a work party last year, my work-mate brought her and she got it on with some random guy in a port-o-potty. Classy.
I can't believe my boyfriend shagged her. Sick. So she had to be deleted.
My sister took the most annoying boy to my best friends wedding. I had a migraine and hangover (great combo) but was trying to have fun out on the dance floor. He insisted on slinging me around the dance floor even though I explained that I wasn't up for it. He was shouting too. Before I knew it I reached up with one hand and choked him. I didn't even have a moment to think about it. I told him he better quit and to get away from me. My husband thought it was hilarious.
I have eaten so much candy today, so much that I'm embarrased to put any more candy wrappers in my trash can. I'm now depositing the wrappers into a little bag to take home with me so I can throw them away.
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I have eaten so much candy today, so much that I'm embarrased to put any more candy wrappers in my trash can. I'm now depositing the wrappers into a little bag to take home with me so I can throw them away.
That is classic. Someone needs to write that into a sitcom comedy. :)
collegegirl - that is hilarious! best thing i've read all day
lol, im glad you think so, because she sure didnt
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Carrie Bradshaw: The fact is, sometimes it's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes. That's why we need really special ones now and then to make the walk a little more fun.
Ha! A similar alarm clock situation recently got hubby and I out of a lease! We had a neighbor 2 floors up that would spend the night elsewhere 5 or 6 nights a week, but leave her front window open with her alarm sitting on the window sil set for 4:30 am. Hellllllll no. She got evicted around the same time we moved out ....
I envy your alarm-breaking, Collegegirl!
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Nope, can't top it, but I had a rage incident over repetitive music back in HS...the bus driver let us bring music for her boombox on the bus, and these two nasty girls were nuts about U2. After listening to one particular album for about two weeks straight, I told them that if they played it ONE MORE TIME I would throw the cassette out the window. They did. So I did. I still can't stand to hear anything from that album to this day.
I have a confession. Its bad, I can be such a bitch sometimes: I logged on to my boyfriend's Facebook and deleted this nasty sl*t that he slept with (before we'd met but whatever). Coincedently I knew her through work friends and I hated seeing her on his page, she's disgusting. At a work party last year, my work-mate brought her and she got it on with some random guy in a port-o-potty. Classy.
I can't believe my boyfriend shagged her. Sick. So she had to be deleted.