STYLETHREAD -- LET'S TALK SHOP!

These guys are a local band from around my hometown, and they're bluegrass, which I know is not everyone's cup of tea. But I think this song from them is the sweetest song ever and I wanted to share it. You can hear it at their myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/jakespeedandthefreddies

Twizzler Song:

if you caught on fire, then i'd put you out with a bucket of water
and if you slipped in mud, then i'd let you borrow a towel or something
and if your back was sore, of course I'd surely give you a doctor's phone number
and if you grew horns, I'd ignore them but never ignore you
if you were sunburned, I wouldn't say you look like a lobster
and if I bought twizzlers, I'd offer you like one or two
and if someone called you a hussy, I'd tell them to shove it
and if you missed the bus, I'd miss you more than the boy you were missing
other girls burn, they need water too. But they'll have to fry; this bucket's for you
and other girls want a twizzler or two but they'll have to starve because my twizzlers are only for you.

I bought some twizzlers. I'll probably give you like one or two.

if you swallowed a fly, I don't know why you swallowed a fly
but I promise you if you like hanson I'll dance with you to Mmm-Bop
If you wanted to see the Full Monty again, I'd go with you naked
and if I only had one letter to choose, it'd be "u"
other girls long to dance to mmm-bop, but these dancing shoes are only for you
and other girls only want someone to screw, but this screwball will only screw with you. only with you.