This book is just so adorable:
http://www.shopintuition.com/product.asp?pid=14967&a=w
"This old man, he played one,Off to St. Tropez for some sun,In her Gucci, Pucci,Mummy needs to tone;Time to get the trainer home."
"This old man, he played two,Wait-list Sergio Rossi shoes,In her Gucci, Pucci,Mummy’s in the know;Pre-paid at his autumn show!"
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thanks for posting this! I ordered it for my friend who is pregnant. FYI - it's much cheaper at barnes&noble/amazon.