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Cricket · Gucci

Need help w/ my redneck costume...

Kelly · Hermes

a trucker hat and a wifebeater? extra points if you wear a cheetah bra or some other similarly able-to-be-see-through-the-beater color/pattern. Maybe you should spend a while at Wal-Mart and take notes

blubirde · Chanel

Is it dark? If so, I think you should get a fake mustache and be Earl. Hilarious! Pin a list of wrongs to right on your chest (flannel, of course) and you're set!

Metric · Gucci

flannel shirt or dirty wifebeather
overalls or super highwaisted mom jeans
anything with the confederate flag on it

Hermes

oh yes - like metric said - super high waisted stonewashed 80's jeans - maybe you can find some at salvation army. add some high tops, blue eyeshadow... a cropped neon tee...

theotherjess · Chanel

ttara123 wrote:

Maybe you should spend a while at Wal-Mart and take notes

I agree. Go on a Friday night.

Lilykind · Hermes

theotherjess wrote:

ttara123 wrote:

Maybe you should spend a while at Wal-Mart and take notes

I agree. Go on a Friday night.

Super Wal-Mart is the best...take special note of the couples going on dates.

I say get a camo bra to go under that wifebeather.

Kelly · Hermes

Lilykind wrote:

theotherjess wrote:

ttara123 wrote:

Maybe you should spend a while at Wal-Mart and take notes

I agree. Go on a Friday night.

Super Wal-Mart is the best...take special note of the couples going on dates.

I say get a camo bra to go under that wifebeather.

haha! I love it when I see couples in Walmart. I mean, I'll go to Walmart with my boyfriend if it's 2 am and we suddenly need lightbulbs or something random, but we don't get all dressed up as if it's our recreational destination. When I see couples who are there to hang out, I laugh every time

laken1 · Hermes

I saw this on a board I'm on & thought of you....

I don't have "white trash" pics yet, but I can tell you what they did. She teased her hair up big and put on LOTS of blue eye shadow, LOTS of blush and LOTS of dark lip liner. She wore a short black skirt, fishnet stockings with rhinestones on them and black knee high boots. A black tshirt with flames on the front and BIG orange earings. He wore a Trans Am t-shirt that he cut the sleeves off and cut the length in half, so plenty of belly would show. He tight rolled his jeans with white tennis shoes and put on a NASCAR jacket. His crowning glory though was the LONG (middle of his back) mullet wig. Aviator sunglasses and a can of beer just to accessorize.

Cricket · Gucci

I'm off to Wal-Mart to purchase my ensemble. So far, I think I'm going to wear my wig, and one of my husbands old old old tank tops with the really low armpit holes. I'll look for the rest at the store. I know I'm going to get some cheap tack sunglasses and carry a can of Natural Light, Keystone or some other cheap beer. And I'll add something Nascar to the mix. I'll let you know what I come up with! MAYBE I'll post a pic!