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Kate Spade

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Fugployee of the Month


Oompa-loompa doompety-doo
I've got another fugging for you.
Oompa-loompa-dumbety-dee
Tanorexic fame-whores are frightening to me.


What do you do when your affairs are a mess,
And the press has been siding with your cuckolded ex?
Spray yourself gold and fluff up your cleav,
'Cause that's all the tricks you've got up your sleeve.


But hair and skin should never maaaaaaatch....


Oompa-loompa talentless hack
Before you buy those orphans, at least dye yourself back.
But even Foreign Baby Love can't redeem you --
Sorry, but that's what overpublicized marriage, a horrible show, calculated stupidity, genuine stupidity, a horrible movie performance, a year of fake public appearances before a bitter divorce rife with rumors of your infidelities, a brilliant PR campaign by your husband, that hideous "Angels" cover, and having no friends in the world besides your hairdresser (although, look at yourself -- is he REALLY your friend?) because even your father is more interested in Ashlee now will DOOMPETY-DO.



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that's great.



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Kate Spade

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 ROTFL 







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yeah, i'm with kealoha

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Kate Spade

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I knew who the fug would be this week without even opening the thread!!!! I was like "It's going to be Jessica Simpson and her crazy hair."

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LOL.


And I swear my hair looked exactly like that when I got my first, and only, perm in 1986.



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Awesome work Fug Girls!!!  That was the best.


I think they should have used this pic though because it just makes me laugh:


jsimpson-nclr-alma1.jpg



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NCshopper wrote:
I think they should have used this pic though because it just makes me laugh:




That picture is HILARIOUS!



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I read at perezhilton.com that her hair is actually a wig from the upcoming Ken Paves collection (her hairstylist who she hangs out with all the time). That's an unfortunate debut.

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She looks really bad. Also, that is a weird picture of her boobs in the second pic.

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NCshopper wrote:

Awesome work Fug Girls!!!  That was the best. I think they should have used this pic though because it just makes me laugh:
 Faint 







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Good grief! What is going on with her boob in that second picture? It's such a shame. She used to be so cute.

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