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hey girls, just had to share the forward i just got:

>Subject: Priceless...
>
>   Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover after the night of his
>office
>Christmas party. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first
>thing he sees
>is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of
>water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!
>
>Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
>pressed.
>Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
>spotlessly
>clean. So is the rest of the house.
>
>He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
>back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table:
>"Honey,
>breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping-- Love you!"
>
>He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast
>and the
>morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,
>"Son... what
>happened last night?"
>
>"Well dad, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind.
>You broke
>some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when
>you ran into
>the door."
>" So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a
>rose, and
>breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
>
>His son replies, "Oh THAT!..
>Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your
>pants
>off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"
>
>Broken furniture - $85.26
>Hot Breakfast - $4.20
>Red Rose bud -$3.00
>Two Aspirins -$0.38
>Saying the right thing, at the right time........."Priceless".