Let's play a game where we find the absolute UGLIEST of .......... well, whatever. It could be fashion, home decor, toys, cars.... whatever! I'm bored.
I'm just going to repost this from bagcrazy.com because I think they are all ugly (although I could see someone working the last pair):
Boots for every occasion
When I'm bored, I like to browse "The Strip" section of Zappos for interesting new shoe styles. They seem to have an endless variety of boots for every hobby and function, including:
Wookie Impersonation
Seducing the Michelin man
Stashing pots of gold at the end of rainbows
Flaunting your emaciated calf muscles
Subduing feet that have evidently gone insane
Candy Raving
Expressing your love of parquet flooring
Inflicting pain on strangers for an hourly fee
Swashbuckling
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Bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika. We all could use more of it. It's no taste I'm against. -Diana Vreeland
The ugliest thing I could knit.... Yes, those are knitted pants...
or maybe this front view
Or this purse
For you non-knitters, these are indeed all actual serious patterns. It makes me afraid VERY often.... All of these are compliments of a kniting blog called You knit what?
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