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manhattanmonkey · Kenneth Cole

Grammar joke

jen · Kate Spade

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn't even pay for your sandwich!"

"Hey, man, I'm a PANDA!" the panda shouts back. "Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and reads:

Panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.

nunzi182 · Kate Spade

That's hilarious!!!!!

tri_sarah_tops · Marc Jacobs

Hee hee! I love Jen's joke.

laken1 · Hermes

JoceyBaby23 · Gucci

OMG! I am laughing so hard!

mikacat · Coach

very funny---

wasn't that a book title recently?

blubirde · Chanel

mikacat wrote:

very funny--- wasn't that a book title recently?

Yep. A book on grammar actually.

Mine's not G-rated but it's still funny, imo.

A guy is supposed to be meeting his brother, a student at Harvard, at the library on campus. So he goes to campus and asks a student, "Where's the library at?" She responds, "At Hahhhhvahhhdd we don't end our sentences in prepositions." He looks at her a second and asks again, "Where's the library at, bitch?"

Hee!! Okay, I'm a huuuuggee dork but my grammar nerd friends and I always pause when we end our sentences with prepositions and say "bitch" and giggle hysterically. Yeah, we're dorks.