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Here are a few interesting tidbits I found while surfing the celebrity gossip sites this morning.

Dumb as She Looks

* Paris on the challenge of friendship: "I meet so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names."

* On women who stalk women: "I would never say stalking. I'm not a dude. Like, I think a girl can only stalk a guy. She can't really stalk another girl."

* On travel: "I was in Europe for the whole summer, and all there is is, like, French - I didn't see anything because I wasn't in America."

* On the nature of e-mail: "Whatever I write in e-mail, it doesn't mean anything. It is just words I write."

* On spelling Israeli-born music/movie producer Guy Oseary's name: "O with an apostrophe S-e-a-r-y."

[Her Lawyer]: "Do you know how to spell his first name?"

Paris: "Just G-u-i, Gui . . . I've known him for a while."

* On Graff: "[I told her] she is old and should stay at home with her child instead of being at nightclubs with young people. And just that - I just . . . What else did I say? Just that she is not cute at all."

* On PAGE SIX [and once again, bending the truth]: "I don't know them, but, like, if I see them at a party, they will come up to me, but I don't talk to them."

Lawyer: "So you would not consider anybody at PAGE SIX a friend?"

Paris: "No, definitely not. I hate PAGE SIX."

ANGIE AND BRAD IN FOR DOUBLE TROUBLE

Rumors are swirling that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are expecting twins. That means double the chances of a weird named kid. Too bad Audio Science and Moxie Crimefighter are taken already.

By the way, this listing on ebay is so funny. It just proves that there are crazy enough people to list stuff like this, and even crazier ones to buy it. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?MfcISAPICommand=ViewItem&item=5658255425  (lol @ the $20 for s&h)

Justin and Cammy In L-O-V-E

Added just because I think they're cute together. Although, I think he would be even cuter with me.

No Laughs for Tom

It is being rumored that Tom Cruise is going to sue over the hysterical episode of South Park, Trapped in the Closet. I guess he didn't find the humor in it, although I thought it was deliciously funny. For those of you who haven't seen it, you can catch it on this site : http://www.scientomogy.info/south-park.htm

Meg's New Addition

Meg Ryan is adopting a baby girl from China. Congrats to her.

The Incredible Shrinking Teri

 Teri Hatcher is looking more and more like Skeletor everyday, but her daughter Emerson is so pretty! Is it wrong that I wish I was still a kid so I could dress that adorable? 

Oh Dear

 Wah, Lisa Loeb! What were you thinking when you put this on? That's okay. I still listen to Stay on my ipod.

J-LO No Glow

 Um, maybe she should ask her old makeup artist back. But this picture makes me feel a bit better cuz God knows i look like hell without makeup on, too.

Out of Sync

. . . is the new title of a UPN reality series that will feature former N'sync members Lance Bass and Joey Fatone. Dude, I am the biggest reality tv junkie there is, and even I don't care.