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Kenneth Cole

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I know that show is getting tired already, but I just can't help watching. I feel so ashamed.


Well, anyway I found this online about the "tan girl". If you watched, you know who I'm talking about. If not, then read on anyway because it's funny and disturbing at the same time. I think this should serve as a public service announcement against the chemilcals that use in mystic tanning and hair bleaching. Together, it seems to be fatal to brain cells.



Yesterday, millions of Americans watched the return of American Idol with auditions from Chicago. Stand-out girl was Crystal Parizanski who made Paris Hilton seem like a genius. Possible? Oh yes. And this goes beyond using Sharpie markers as eyeliner. "I think I'm kinda like Christina Aguilera because like I, I have attitude like I'm gonna do it like no one matter what no one's gonna stop me," said Parizanski. This is how her audition kicked off --



Crystal :: HIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Randy :: HEY!!!!!!!!
Crystal :: You need me to explain anything? HEY, WHAT'S UP PEOPLE! [Waves hello with both hands.]
Simon :: Yes, the tan.
Crystal :: Okay, um, my name is Crystal. Um, I just turned six-
Simon :: No, I wanna hear about your suntan.
Crystal :: Okay, I'm singing "And I'm Telling You" by Jennifer Holliday.
Simon :: No, no, no. I wanna hear about your suntan.
Crystal :: Oh, my sun tan? ...I go tanning?
Simon :: Nooooooooooo!


 




After the above exchange, Simon asked if her mother was okay with the way her daughter looked. He then asked to see her in person. The mom came in and he was like,"Yep. Pretty much what I thought."



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Chanel

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i didnt see that but sounds really funny.  were both her and her mom really really tan, or just sorta tan?  did she have a good voice?

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haha, I watched. It was funny and she cannot sing!

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so many of them are bad that I can't even begin. She was funny though.

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That girl was terrible! Oh and her mother, even worse!

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lynnie wrote:


were both her and her mom really really tan, or just sorta tan?  did she have a good voice?


I assure you, they were really really tan...


The mom wore a low cut halter top and a minskirt! Her daughter had on more clothes! She also was a total wannabe...haha!


 



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Chanel

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That girl was such a ditz, as well as the mom! 



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This is what Ashlee Simpson and her mom are going to look like in like 10 more years!  (and maybe if they smoked a little crack, these women are scary!)

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Chanel

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OMG it was hysterical representing Chicago no less!

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i hate to be mean, but that girl was really dumb.  Simon kept asking her questions and she was like "ahahahah...um, okay" in response to anything he said, even when such an answer was completely not appropriate to the context.  and she definitely can't sing either.  okay, now i feel terrible, she's probably posts here... 

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Omg!! That girl was so gross and such an idiot!! Both her and her mom looked like total trash!! So mean but so true!!

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