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Cortney1982


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I'm pretty sure I did not come up with this joke, but it popped in my head last night and I have to tell somebody!


What does Homer Simpson and Pillsbury have in common?  Doh!



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Man that's baaaadddd....


What kind of gum does a ghost chew? Booblegum. hee hee! I'm the only person I know who thinks that's funny.



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Haha. The only joke I know is horrible....

What's green and has wheels?


Grass. I was just kidding about the wheels.

That ones kinda all about delivery, I'm not sure if it translates well to the internet.

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Maddie wrote:

Haha. The only joke I know is horrible.... What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just kidding about the wheels. That ones kinda all about delivery, I'm not sure if it translates well to the internet.
Ha! I'm going to try that one out today. I'll let you know how it goes.

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i love cheesy jokes!  okay, here is my all-time favorite.  it gets me EVERY TIME.


what did zero say to eight?


"nice belt!"




-- Edited by sfcaligirl at 12:52, 2005-11-29

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Cortney1982 wrote:

What does Homer Simpson and Pillsbury have in common?  Doh!
Ha ha!  I'll have to tell my husband that one.  He loves Homer.

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sfcaligirl wrote:

i love cheesy jokes!  okay, here is my all-time favorite.  it gets me EVERY TIME. what did zero say to eight? "nice belt!" -- Edited by sfcaligirl at 12:52, 2005-11-29
Ha!  It took me a few seconds to figure this one out!

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here's a dumb one...


what's green and smells like paint?


green paint.



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HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEE!!!  These are cracking me up.


Here's one that's all about the delivery.


A:  "Knock, knock"


B:  "Who's there?"


A:  "Impatient cow."


B:  "Impatient cow..."


A:  "MOO!!!"


 


You see it's actually quite funny because the impatient cow says "Moo!" before the person can finish saying "Impatient cow who?".  Quite witty. 



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NCshopper wrote:

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEE!!!  These are cracking me up. Here's one that's all about the delivery. A:  "Knock, knock" B:  "Who's there?" A:  "Impatient cow." B:  "Impatient cow..." A:  "MOO!!!"   You see it's actually quite funny because the impatient cow says "Moo!" before the person can finish saying "Impatient cow who?".  Quite witty. 


 I've told that one before.  Usually the person being told has a stunned look on their face like, what just happened?


 



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What do you get when you cross a joke book and a motorcycle?


A Yama-ha-ha-ha



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what goes ho-ho-ho, plop! ?

santa claus laughing his head off.

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Knock Knock...


Who's There?


The little boy who couldn't reach the doorbell!



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NCshopper wrote:

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEE!!!  These are cracking me up. Here's one that's all about the delivery. A:  "Knock, knock" B:  "Who's there?" A:  "Impatient cow." B:  "Impatient cow..." A:  "MOO!!!"   You see it's actually quite funny because the impatient cow says "Moo!" before the person can finish saying "Impatient cow who?".  Quite witty. 
lmao! that is my 5 year old brother's favorite joke! it gets us both every time!

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These are totally cracking me up.


Here's another:


How are a duck and a grape similar?


Well, they both quack.  Except for the grape.


bada da



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sfcaligirl wrote:

i love cheesy jokes!  okay, here is my all-time favorite.  it gets me EVERY TIME. what did zero say to eight? "nice belt!" -- Edited by sfcaligirl at 12:52, 2005-11-29
Pardon my idiocy, I don't get it

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wicked wrote:

sfcaligirl wrote: i love cheesy jokes!  okay, here is my all-time favorite.  it gets me EVERY TIME. what did zero say to eight? "nice belt!" -- Edited by sfcaligirl at 12:52, 2005-11-29 Pardon my idiocy, I don't get it

it's okay wicked!  it helps to visualize the number zero and the number eight. 


0 .... 8  


do you get it now? 



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^^^yeah, I think so

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Thanks for the laughs ladies. I am the world's WORST joke teller. Absolute worst. So I won't even try. i do love laffy taffy because of these kinds of jokes though.

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