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CarrieS · Marc Jacobs

21 Clues a Woman Should Call It A Night

laken1 · Hermes

Thanks for the laughs. This SO makes me happy that I don't go out & get drunk anymore. Hit a little too close to home, although I won't tell exactly which ones!!!

-- Edited by laken1 at 11:49, 2005-06-13

Andrea Julia · Coach

Sounds like a typical night in the life of Paris Hilton!

However, I can relate to most of the things on this list.

CarrieS · Marc Jacobs

I'll admit that I'm still guilty of several of these items...

blubirde · Chanel

Here are the ones I'm most guilty of. (I say most because I daresay I've been guilt of a lot of them at one time or another.)

21 CLUES A WOMAN SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT..

1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.

2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling WOOHOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.

4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.

6. I start telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.

7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.

12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.

18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.

20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight.

Wow, that's a lot. I love being me! (Except the purse part!)

-- Edited by blubirde at 14:27, 2005-06-13

Andrea Julia · Coach

Haha, blubirde! Here are the ones I've done.

2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my
butt while yelling WOOHOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly
believe I could do it.

4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy
Faye Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.

5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor (which I'm eating even
though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on
eating it.

7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.

8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to
me.

11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I
keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this
the WRONG WAY but..."

16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.

17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling takedown moves.

19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut
down on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.

20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that
I'm having problems walking straight.

ILoveChoo · Hermes

LMAO! here's me:

3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly
believe I could do it.

4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy
Faye Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.

5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor (which I'm eating even
though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on
eating it.

12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it. (<--- actually never done this, but once in the not too distant past I failed to notice that my underwear were still on...)

laken1 · Hermes

ILoveChoo wrote:

LMAO! here's me:
16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it. (<--- actually never done this, but once in the not too distant past I failed to notice that my underwear were still on...)

-- Edited by laken1 at 20:16, 2005-06-13

HeatherLynn · Gucci

Here is me:

1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.

2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my
butt while yelling WOOHOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly
believe I could do it.

4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy
Faye Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.

5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor (which I'm eating even
though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on
eating it.

7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table
and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.

11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I
keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me
just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.

14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the
kitchen floor.

15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this
the WRONG WAY but..."

16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.

18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be
standing) and take a quick nap.

20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that
I'm having problems walking straight.

This has been me on so many occasions!!

blubirde · Chanel

ILoveChoo wrote:

16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it. (<--- actually never done this, but once in the not too distant past I failed to notice that my underwear were still on...)

hahahahaha! that's too funny. I haven't personally done that but one of my friends was in the stall doing her business (I was holding the door shut), when suddenly she fell off the toilet. We both start hysterically laughing and she whispers, "Blubirde, I just fell off the toilet." I say, hahahahaha, laughing, laughing, gasping for breath, "I know! It was damn funny." She continues whispering, "but Blubirde, I was still peeing. And now I've just peed all over myself!" I proceed to fall over laughing and the door flew open and hit her in the face - because she was still lying on the floor, I guess not sure what to do with herself. I'm a great friend.

Damn that was funny...

Drew · Gucci

ILoveChoo wrote:

I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it. (<--- actually never done this, but once in the not too distant past I failed to notice that my underwear were still on...)

HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Drew · Gucci

blubirde wrote:

ILoveChoo wrote: 16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it. (<--- actually never done this, but once in the not too distant past I failed to notice that my underwear were still on...) hahahahaha! that's too funny. I haven't personally done that but one of my friends was in the stall doing her business (I was holding the door shut), when suddenly she fell off the toilet. We both start hysterically laughing and she whispers, "Blubirde, I just fell off the toilet." I say, hahahahaha, laughing, laughing, gasping for breath, "I know! It was damn funny." She continues whispering, "but Blubirde, I was still peeing. And now I've just peed all over myself!" I proceed to fall over laughing and the door flew open and hit her in the face - because she was still lying on the floor, I guess not sure what to do with herself. I'm a great friend. Damn that was funny...

OH MY GOD! Traggic, but great fodder!

Karina · Chanel

umm i can relate to at least half of those! very funny!