Ok, not me, but someone can!
Amazing feet: Born without arms, University of Arizona senior Jessica Cox does things with feet that even Pele couldn't dream of -- like putting in her contact lens with her toes before Tae Kwon Do class.
I would stab my eye with my big toe. But I suppose when you're born without arms, you adapt and it becomes natural.
Other than that, all I have to say is: WOW!