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I received a freind request from this guy on myspace - thought I'd throw him out there for you single ladies if you're interested...

This was his "about me" section:

"I am a proud Father, who Loves his children very much. I am not the perfect Father, but no matter what I am Their Father. I Love my kids with all my heart and soul, I am not even close to being the perfect dad that they need, but no matter what I Love All Of Them. Even if we disagree on alot of things, I am their dad, and they are my children. So I Thank GOD, for blessing with my babies 2 mothers, because without them I would not have my children.

Who I'd like to meet:
People who are fucking cool w/ everybody. And who can be true to their man as long as he is true to them. And wondering eyes don't count, cause u can look as long as u don't touch. It's what us Mexicans call un taco de ojo."

um, what's a "taco de ojo" and where may I sign up to be baby mama #3 even though you admit you're not a good father...  yes, yes... we were meant to be friends..



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UHM Maybe its like eye candy???


I myself had a lovely encounter on MySpace last night from my ex, who won't stop emailing, texting, messaging and hacking.... This guy sounds like a dream compared to him!


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yeah, that must mean eye candy.

somebody correct me if I am wrong, but I think I remember that taco most closely literally translates to snack. and ojo, obviously, means eye.

so now I am giggling, snack of the eye. hehehe. I wonder if to some woman his honesty is actually endearing. LOL!

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what an idiot

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Damn, I wish I was single.

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Oh D, you better have accepted him.....he sounds like a real winner with a lot of potential, LMAO!!

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you know I accepted him, how could I not.

Su - I knew you would appreciate what he has to offer wink

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Oh my. I thought I was happy with BF but it's only because I didn't know what else is out there. Thank god I'm not married so I can chase down fine specimens such as him.

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Wow pass that one on to me, I want children and obviously this one is nice and fertile!

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Collette- I'll fight you for him.  matrixfight.gif


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LOL - that is hilarious. Did he really write the word f*cking on his profile? I didn't know you could do that.

And Blink is right: Taco de Ojo is a phrase that means "scoping out eye candy" but it literally translates to snack of the eye :)



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did I fail to mention he is MY friend? not so sure I want to give up my first dibs now evileye

vanessa - yes, this was lifted directly from his myspace page, so I guess swearing is allowed.  maybe you should think of peppering your page with a few expletives wink

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D- I'll trade you my friend request from the guy who runs Chicagoland's largest Dr. Who fan club for your "taco de ojo." Although, got to tell you, not so sure that I'm really f****ing cool with everybody. For example, not overly fond of non-texting people who use the letter "u" instead of typing the word "you" because those 2 extra letters are just too much work for them.

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This is hilarious.

The truly scary part is this guy reproduced. Twice. He is spreading his seed and clearly looking to do it again!

-- Edited by kenzie on Wednesday 1st of April 2009 03:27:25 PM

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Kenzie: Idiocracy. Seen it? Rent it.

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Suasoria wrote:

Kenzie: Idiocracy. Seen it? Rent it.



Love that movie!  One of my faves.

 

Maybe we can go on a double date cause I just got a myspace friend request from a guy with this in his "about me"

"wats up yall this be your boy D. I been gone for a minute but im back now just chilling and waiting for the summer and yall know i still smoke like a chiminey haha. I will keep yall updated but untill then holla"

All of his pictures even look hazy, like he's in a smokey room. He also has a banner proclaiming "Money over bitches."  Sweet! 


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D, your new man sounds so nice. Plus His Punctuation and Grammar, rocks!!!

trisarahtops, your friend sounds awesome too. "Money over bitches." Profound words.

-- Edited by NCshopper on Thursday 2nd of April 2009 04:52:44 PM

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This thread is hilarious- totally made my day! 

Oh and I know I'm getting in late on all this so I won't fight you for him but you know- if it doesn't work out with him for any reason.. please do pass this guy along.  wink.gif

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tri_sarah_tops wrote:
Maybe we can go on a double date cause I just got a myspace friend request from a guy with this in his "about me"

"wats up yall this be your boy D. I been gone for a minute but im back now just chilling and waiting for the summer and yall know i still smoke like a chiminey haha. I will keep yall updated but untill then holla"

All of his pictures even look hazy, like he's in a smokey room. He also has a banner proclaiming "Money over bitches."  Sweet! 


hey, gotta love a man who's got his priorities straight!

 



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