Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went: Walmart Employee: Hello 'dis Walmarts, how can I help you? Customer: Yes, I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week. Walmart Employee: Whatchu want on the cake? Customer: Best Wishes Suzanne. And underneath that We will miss you.
Sad but true. This actually happened.
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"Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess." ~ Edna Woolman Chase
Hehe. I got this e-mail earlier this week at work. I about died laughing. Considering that I work in advertising as a writer, I found this extra amusing. I forwarded it to a few other people in the department with the title, 'Walmart needs a proofreader. Any takers?'