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I need to come up with an Oscars drinking game for a small get together I'm having to, duh, watch the Oscars. Here are some things I've found online but I'm looking for something more hilarious. Any ideas? The first 8 are my favorites.

• Every person named during the Necrology who you forgot was dead.
• When the camera shows George "It's good to be me" Clooney grimacing – drink
• Every actor you spot with odd facial hair he has obviously grown for a current movie role.
• Every time ABC promotes 'Desperate Housewives' in some way.
• Every losing nominee who pretends to look happy as someone else goes up to the stage.
• Every shot of or reference to the guys from Ernst & Young.
• The Mary Steenburgen Memorial Shot: Every presenter who's announced as a former Oscar nominee or winner and you can't remember for what.
• Every time there's an inexplicable cut to Jack Nicholson.


• A winner says, “Gosh, I don’t know who to thank,” only to begin immediately thanking people.
• You don’t know what a particular category means.
• The “Visual Effects” winners urge viewers to check out a new website.
• If the recipients of the Best Makeup Oscar are the ugliest people in the room.
• Presenters trip on their way to the podium and then attempt to save-face by blaming it on their $10,000 heels.
• You catch losers flipping off the winners during the acceptance speeches.
• The computer geeks responsible for the Best Animated Feature nominations are seen wrestling in the aisles.
• Anyone's acceptance speech gets cut off by the orchestra
• Anyone receives a standing ovation
• Anyone cries
• Anyone's joke falls completely flat
• Anyone says "I know I'm forgetting someone . . ." during their speech
• Anytime there are multiple people who win the same award and one person hogs up all the speech time
• Any commercial is shown for an upcoming film
• Anyone thanks the Academy
• Anyone rattles off at least three names of people they thank without interruption
• When the Hollywood Sign is shown
• If someone mentions the Kodak Theater
• If Drew Barrymore appears braless – drink
• When a winner whips out a list of names – drink
• When the band ushers a winner of the stage – drink
• Every time anyone says “Oscars” all players must drink.
• Every poor schlub who, just as he is about to get his chance to say thank you after the first guy droned on for a minute, doesn't even get a second at the microphone before the band drowns him out.
• Every time someone mentions how wonderful The Movies are as an institution.
• Every male winner who thanks his wife for being "beautiful", rather than intelligent, loyal or supportive.